jordan's definitions

fixin

Most often used in the phrase "fixin' to" meaning: about to, getting ready to.

Very common in Southern states such as Texas.

I'm fixin' to write my paper.
I'm fixin' to go to the dance.

by Jordan December 2, 2003

steam loaf

It's when you shit in a pan, then put it in the stove to cook, then you munch out on it.

Drew's mom cooked a steam loaf for supper and his family loved it.

by Jordan February 9, 2005

blacktastic

A neat term that only black people should use. Insipered by Mall Monkeys

White d00d: Here I got you an orange soda, cuase you know, you're black.
Black d00d: *holds up soda* Blacktastic

by Jordan April 14, 2003

Tallywhacker

either a phallus or a silly fool

You are such a Tallywhacker, jimbob.

by Jordan March 24, 2003

Elizibeth

Girl with huge tits and has sex daily.

Did you see that girl Elizibeth, she had huge boobs.

by Jordan June 9, 2004

vaccuum

When said silently, appears as though you're saying "fuck you."

The antonym of elephant shoes

When I politely asked my deaf co-worker to get the vaccuum, she didn't talk to me for a week.

by Jordan May 9, 2004

Aunt Jamima

When a lone finger breaks through the toilet paper and comes out covered in fecal matter. Although usually dark, color may very from red to green, tan, white, or purple.

"I can't believe how cheap the bathroom tp is! That is the first aunt jamima I have had since I was a young child."

by Jordan January 4, 2004