jordan's definitions

lowbag

A gay person.

when playing the notes F-A-G on a guitar, it sounds like the notes B-A-G, just a bit lower in pitch.

"dude elliot, quit being such a lowbag and put on some real pants"

by jordan March 22, 2005

dekine

Awesome in video games (Halo2 is most common) can also be linked with "gosu".

You are dekine at Halo2

by Jordan February 23, 2005

Faux-bo

Short for faux ho-bo it is the style where it takes 5 hours and 400 dollars worth of clothes and accessories to look like you're poor and just rolled out of bed.

She washed, blow dried and straightened her hair only to throw it up in a messy ponytail, so faux-bo.

by Jordan October 7, 2004

no business

When you get violated and shout this, which pretty much means, "Oh no you don't!"

(Lana mauls Jordan with licks and pretty much molests the poor boy)
"NO BUSINESS!"

by Jordan July 23, 2004

deals

(n)Of, or relating to a personal possession. Can sometimes be pronounced "dealies"

"Dude, you touched my deals!"

"Give me back my deals!"

by Jordan January 9, 2005

Savik

a retartded person who palys quake
a homosexualy person who plays quake
a gaunt fighter
a tight a** MOFO

savik savik savik taco

by Jordan August 11, 2004

homestarrunner

The coolest site in the world

by jordan June 19, 2003