jordan's definitions

Roya

a cool Person to hang out with and such an idiot!!

Roya is a dork. but i love her.

by Jordan July 3, 2003

Smart rock

Underground (indie) music that appeals to a discerning, educated audience keen on cynicism and dejected wit. The music itself is often mellow yet complex- a reflection of its audience's personality.

Smart rock is the antonym of Dude rock.

Instead of studying their AP English Literature homework, William and Sara made out to Smart rock on the couch.

by Jordan May 6, 2004

Alcaholic

A guy named Jordan

1. Keep drinking like that and you'll become a Jordan

by Jordan January 11, 2004

Faux-bo

Short for faux ho-bo it is the style where it takes 5 hours and 400 dollars worth of clothes and accessories to look like you're poor and just rolled out of bed.

She washed, blow dried and straightened her hair only to throw it up in a messy ponytail, so faux-bo.

by Jordan October 7, 2004

DarkCobra

Of three Coolest atheist, by far the second coolest. Followed by Soapy, and in the lead Anagnos.

Man DarkCobra's Black LUEsday topic was neat.

by Jordan April 14, 2003

britney spears

Defined as the pinnacle of pop music and everything beautiful in this day in age. From the year 1998 until now Britney has done nothing but amaze and entertain. She's beautiful, talented, and funny. She is truly an idol that everyone can be proud of. I don't care who you are, or whether or not you listen to her music, you have to admit, she's got charm.

Remember the 2000 VMA Striptease?
That was effing marvelous. Sexy, provacative, and entertaining. AMAZING.

by Jordan April 7, 2005

ducky

One at which goes 5-3 with bphone in cal open central.

"Team, I belive we duckied it this season."

by Jordan December 2, 2004