jordan's definitions

tuta ing amo

It means 'fuck you bitch' in Filipino

You know what? TUTA ING AMO!!!

by Jordan August 23, 2004

wtd

what the deuce

wtd is your problem

by jordan May 26, 2004

Bogg

A person whom you like to make fun of. See petrified turd. See also aunt jamima

Why are you looking at Bogg?

by Jordan January 8, 2004

chieftain

Think about holding the blunt for an extended period of time beyond the first and second exhale. A member of chief mode.

"cough,chieftain,cough!"
"CHEIFTAIN"
"Stop chiefing"
"Are you comfortable, chief?"

by Jordan May 13, 2005

sinjamin

1-Any person who is of less than desireable social value, or displays characteristics generally posessed by the aforementioned variety of people.
2-(exclamation) a saying that expresses distaste for an object or event.

1- "did you meet katie's new boyfriend?"
"yeah, that chris vokes kid? what a sinjamin"

2- "yo dude, i cant make the Bills game, I have to take my girlfrend out"
"SINJAMIN!!!"

by Jordan April 12, 2004

MTV

A disgusting corporation that brainwashes kids (and adults, for that matter) into being like everyone else and being a vegetable. Do what you're told, don't (god forbid!) think...thinking isn't COOl!
MTV = evil

"OmG!!! I AlWaYs LyKeD DeM, bUt I CoUlDn'T bY dA Cd b\C MtV dIdN'T SaY iT waS PxNk RawK!!!!!!!"
If MTV was a food, it would be shit...not that I ever ate shit or anything...

by Jordan December 17, 2004

alberkerque snoodle

un like in a snoodle where 2 men rub their genatles together 2 women do it instead

between 2 homosexual women

by Jordan June 1, 2003