jordan's definitions

not at all

Meaning not in a million years.
Made popular by a certain group of students at St.Mary's College of Maryland

My friend: "You should watch Gigli, it's not as bad as everyone said"

Me:"Not at all!"

by jordan March 23, 2005

Hools

A fricking awesome person.

Hools is a fricking awesome person. A great pvper. Intelligent and wise.

by Jordan November 19, 2004

rake

to thrash or totally dominate in competition

I was raken ou there on the basketball court.

by Jordan March 22, 2005

arfagny

The Latin Word For *Nigger* Also meaning *Chicken* Or *Zackary* the Fat
Could mean 17 different things that mean chinese chicken for pineapple fragrance

Do you like chicken? No i like arfagny
You are an arfagny!
GO to hell arfagny!

by Jordan November 20, 2004

uki

you know it.
a quick affirmitive response to a comment or observation.

playa #1: "man, this cheese is fucking good shit."

playa #2: "uki."

by Jordan November 25, 2003

muff dived

When two girls eat eachother out

Those chicks muff dived in that pic!

by jordan February 23, 2005

d-day

Canadian, British, and American armies landed on Gold, Juno, Sword, Utah, and Omaha beaches in northern France in attempt to breach the German defences protecting their western flank. Unfortunately for the mother fucking Nazi's, our bad ass Westerners knocked them the fuck out. About 110 000 soldiers landed on June 6th 1994 and about 10 000 became casualties. The Americans had particular difficulty securing Omaha beach where German defences mowed down their soldiers with supressive machine gun, mortar and airial fire.
Luckily for us, we fucking rock and we rocked those fudge packing Nazi's all the way back to Berlin and squeezed them between the left ass cheek of the Canadians, British, and Americans and right ass cheek of the Russians.

FUCK YOU ADOLF HITLER!

Nazi: Hey look, it's the Canadians
Nazi 2: Hey look it's the British
Nazi 3: Hey look it's the Americans
Nazi 4: Hey look we're gonna fucking die!

Adolf Hitler: Give me Canadian men and American equipment and I'll win the war.


Canada rules!

I purpose for the unification of America and Canada to become the "United Sates of North America"....we'll take over the world.

by Jordan January 6, 2004