jon k's definitions

munch

A character from BBC2 sitcom 'Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps'. Only appeared recently, and is considered annoying by the other characters from the show.

"You only came to the pub to get away from Munch, didn't you?!"

by Jon K January 10, 2004

shithole

A really bad place or building, especially somewhere undesirable to live or work.

You can only judge a shithole by the turds that pass through it.

by Jon K January 1, 2004

Julian Clary

Camp TV host/personality and actor, best-known for his outrageous dress sense and use of innuendos in nearly everything he says. Probably one of the funniest people on TV, and has been for ages.

Some people find Julian Clary funny, some don't.

by Jon K October 26, 2003

twatbag

An insulting name for a person who is weak, annoying or just an easy target for insults.

Shut up or i'll break you, you squeaky little twatbag.

by Jon K September 28, 2003

kablingy

Money

What are you gonna do with all that kablingy?

by Jon K September 14, 2003

titicaca

Nickname given to a minor character from Absolutely Fabulous, who is Saffy's best friend. Only ever used by her mother, Edina, the main character in the show.

'Will you make Titicaca shut up for a minute, darling!'

by Jon K August 3, 2003

SNAFU

Situation Normal All Fucked Up

We had a little ticket snafu

by Jon K June 28, 2003