jon himself's definitions

legal tender

The definition of when a Broad is of "legal age of consent" this does vary from state to state

Hey Longbaugh, are these chicks Legal Tender? If not, we'll have to drive em to Indiana, hoooo!

by Jon Himself March 26, 2003

toe daggers

Unclipped toenails, that could be considers terrorism at airports

Man, I was sleeping with Mark's mom last night, ans a toe dagger totally sliced her ba donka donk.

by Jon Himself July 1, 2003

losh

Something Worthy of praise

Where'd you get them new birkenstocks? they're pretty losh

by Jon Himself March 13, 2003

balloonfoot

Nickname President George W Bush has given to Colin Powell.

Tell Balloonfoot not to give me any more crappy intelligence about Iraq

by Jon Himself January 14, 2005

futurama nerd

Someone that watches futurama and other matt groening things and totally is obsessed, has a small weener, and masturbated frequently

Did you see that futurama nerd on Efnet offering oral favors for pre-airs?

whats a gaybee

by Jon Himself March 26, 2003

pube teeth

getting a chicks pubes stuck in your teeth and mouth, and not realizing it till much later.

Yeah Baby, when I was leaving your house, I was talking to your mom, and I totally noticed I had pube teeth, how embarassing!

by Jon Himself March 26, 2003

yobags

A Hip Hop wigger term to express acknowledgement to another

"Yobags whats the damage, we gonna finger your cousin tonight? aight, *respect*

by Jon Himself March 13, 2003