by Jon Himself March 13, 2003

by Jon Himself March 26, 2003

I was out with this bizzniotch, and I bought her some Mcdonalds, while in my car, we went at it, and I was all over the Boobins and Poontown, before I even kissed her. *respect*
by Jon Himself March 13, 2003

Someone that watches futurama and other matt groening things and totally is obsessed, has a small weener, and masturbated frequently
by Jon Himself March 26, 2003

by Jon Himself March 26, 2003

Symptoms normally occur after constant masturbation, and you've pretty much tapped the resources dry for the night.
Dude, I was watching dish network porn, and this totally hot midget scene came on, but all I could produce was some jizz drizzle, it sux0red
by Jon Himself March 26, 2003
