402 definitions by jon

Dell

Dell Computers Are As Reliable As Fords, George Bush And Cable TV/Internet.

1. I would buy a Dell, but I think its a sin.

2. Simple, Buy An HP!

by jon March 16, 2005

jaguar

Unfortunately, a car that recieves a bad rap due to people who have had no experience with it. I own one, a 1988, very few problems and very VERY comfortable. Drive it and u will see.

Dude, people r just jealous of my jaguar.

by jon April 13, 2005

Cuiab

''See you in a bit''

Msn:
Right dude CUIAB

by jon November 3, 2004

IRS

See dirt, scumbucket.

My landlord is an IRS.

by jon August 12, 2004

quurr

Blacker way to say "queer"

Mike:"I like men"
Jon:"That's cause you are a quurr"

by jon August 2, 2004

6lue

It's the word "glue" with an upside down "g".

I'm hella retarded so I spelled glue with an upside down g. Like this: "6lue"

by jon June 10, 2004

bollocks

n. (UK) 1. Testicals; balls. 2. An exclamation of dismay/frustration comparable to shit or fuck. 3. A lie or exaggeration. 4. the dog's ~, the very best; "the shit"; awesome.

1. "I wish he'd grow some bollocks!"
2. "Bollocks, I failed my math test."
3. "That story is such bollocks."
4. "His new Land Rover is the dog's bollocks."

by jon January 19, 2004