jon's definitions

Wrestling Hater

One who hates wrestling. One who can only say that "it's gay" or "for faggots". A person who also tells wrestling fans that it's fake, thinking that the wrestling fan is too stupid to know. They think that the WWE superstars are not actual athletes. It really doesn't require any athleticism to do a moonsault off of the top rope ONTO someone. It doesn't really hurt at all. They're wrong.

Wrestling Hater: Wrestling is a fucking gay sport. OMG they leik 2 touch eachohter lol and ther n theyr ndrware. itz faggot sprts lmao.

Wrestling fan I'd like to see YOU in the wrestling ring against people like Chris Benoit or The Undertaker

Wrestling Hater: may-b i will gosh, lol lol!

by Jon January 19, 2005

Red Dwarf

A man short gay and hairy ie ross taylor. He must put on a fake american acent that makes the pitch of his voice only noticable to dogs.

He is so much a red fuckin dwarf. RED DWARF SCUM BAG!!!!!!!!!

by Jon January 20, 2005

napoleon dynamite

A movie everybody started talking about because the dvd came out but nobody knew about it when it was in theatres... :P

I'll do whatever i want *GOSH*

by Jon January 22, 2005

crinkle

A wrinkle in one's cock.

Girl: Hey, you got a crinkle.
Kevin Batchelor: Thanks.

by Jon January 24, 2005

DSL

D ick
S ucking
L ips

Man, did you see that hoe.. she got some dsl!

by Jon January 26, 2005

American Eagle

Anyone associated with this store is either a) stuck up asshole b) girls who follow trends too easily c) a combination of both, and whom also can't think for themselves.

Prep may mean something else, but we needed a word to group all of those kinds of people. Prep worked.

prep: i shop at american eagle, i can be fashionable while saving a great deal of money.

other: awesome, you're also a bitch. fuck you.

by Jon February 1, 2005

EDEN

A good band from Atlanta, Georgia.

which has former grundig/cold band member Sean Lay on guitars

Lead vocals of Garrett Freireich

badass bassist Stephen Brink

and drummer Chris Wilkes

Check them out... You Know You Want To

www.EdenAtlanta.com

Get back to the garden…Get back to eden.

yo dude Eden fucking rocks

by Jon February 1, 2005