johnson's definitions

wankster

A gangster who never prospers or makes money; especially one that fronts.

You got yo' ass in jail AGAIN?! Damn, boy, you a wankster.

by johnson February 18, 2003

anthrax

the best heavy metal band to ever play

i went to an anthrax concert

by JOHNSON September 14, 2003

Stickyface

The act of ejaculating into a sock and smacking someone in the face with it.

Dude, Kyle totally gave Tim a stickyface this morning.

"I DUEL YOU! *smack*"

by Johnson March 7, 2003

XD

A laughing face. Hey, it's better than lol.

When I was walking to the mall my friends got hit by a car and were killed XD

by Johnson March 29, 2003

angry serbian

a person who has lived or lives in serbia who becomes fairly disconcerted at certain things, usually regarding insulting his country by saying they play soccer with cans

boy: watch out! there's an angry serbian
angry serbian: cigla u glavu

by johnson October 15, 2003

dariram

I have no fucking clue >:

Daririram, dariram, darirarirariram, darira dam dam.

wtf >:

by Johnson September 5, 2003

the presidents of the united states of the united states of america

perhaps on of the greatest bands to ever play.

The presidents of the united states of the united states of america are a great bans!

by JOHNSON September 18, 2003