shebang

The entire, the whole; the whole part of. the whole enchilada

If I win, I get the whole shebang.

by johnson October 19, 2003

polytarp

A weird-ass Canadian.

Shit, the polytarp is fucking strange.

by Johnson November 29, 2004

rtm

acronym for Ruining The Mood. When one disrupts the joyous balance in a social situation.

Steve rtm'ed the party by getting drunk and grabbing everyone's asses

by Johnson May 13, 2005

DBP

Duck Billed Platupus.

person 1: 'Dude can i tell u something ive never told anyone before?'
person 2: 'Ya man go ahead.'
person 1: 'When i get lonely I go to Gerald my pet DBP and make sex with it.'
person 2: 'Get the fuck away from me.'

by johnson September 03, 2004

Steam

The only thing on the face of the earth that could have so many errors. Using it is like unwanted anal sex by some big burly man named Betty.

2)Satan's HL replacement for WON.

Wow, gg steam. GJ with making 24 out of the 29 people on NAR#2 the Gorge Hideout server randomly drop, completely ruining the game.

Wait... why are 666 and a bunch of pentagrams with stars in them included in the steam help file?

by Johnson August 23, 2004

Scrimmy

A person who constantly stares at nothing in particular, a practice also known as "spacing".

"For God's sake Scrimmy, will you stop spacing!!!"
"...........I'm not.............."

by johnson December 19, 2003

thunder

A soundwave caused by lightning rapidly heating the air and exploding.

Fred heard thunder and said, "whooaooaoaoaoo you lose"

by JOHNSON October 30, 2003