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Definitions by johnson

a man who the chicks are all over
toggi by Johnson January 22, 2004
"hi im a member of Goodday"
Goodday by johnson December 19, 2003

Microsoft Works 

Um...no it doesn't.
"Microsoft Works is the world's greatest oxymoron."
Microsoft Works by johnson December 19, 2003
A person who constantly stares at nothing in particular, a practice also known as "spacing".
"For God's sake Scrimmy, will you stop spacing!!!"
"...........I'm not.............."
Scrimmy by johnson December 19, 2003
1)an adolescent, facial hair wearing dorkalork who belongs to a very exclusive group 2)a big smelly crap, usually perpetrated by said dorkalork
Man, did Bladge ever lay such a bladge the other day.
Bladge by Johnson December 13, 2003
Man i've got to go get some shat from the adult section in the back.
shat by Johnson November 14, 2003
A country in eastern europe formerlly part of the Soviet Union. They have a pretty good olympic hockey team.
Capital: Minsk
I went to Belarus last year.
Belarus by JOHNSON November 10, 2003