1. Mother and father took some bad acid last night.
Now my parents are forever trippin.
2. Bobby ate a how bunch of stamps, too bad that she didn't know that it was bad acid, and is now going to be permatrippin.
3. Dad has been acting so strange, i'd hate to tell mom he ate little Timmy's stash of LSD, and that he will never be the same again, o'well the jokes on her!
Now my parents are forever trippin.
2. Bobby ate a how bunch of stamps, too bad that she didn't know that it was bad acid, and is now going to be permatrippin.
3. Dad has been acting so strange, i'd hate to tell mom he ate little Timmy's stash of LSD, and that he will never be the same again, o'well the jokes on her!
by Johnny Davison January 13, 2010
Elly: Lets watch The Office UK!
Jane: How about, no!
Elly: yes, lets watch it now!
Jane: Heck no, that show is so terrible that it makes The Cosby Show seem incredibly funny.
Jane: How about, no!
Elly: yes, lets watch it now!
Jane: Heck no, that show is so terrible that it makes The Cosby Show seem incredibly funny.
by Johnny Davison February 17, 2010
When a fat chick sits on a mans face during intercourse for pleasure of the man, and accidentally killing and suffocating the male with her massive backside.
Lary:Sad to hear that Jerry passed away.
Mike: HAH! You think so? I think he deserved it!
Lary: Ha true! That man was Assphyxiated!
Mike: That's putting it mildly! Rumor has it that the Fat Chick choked on a ho ho while sitting on Jerry's face.
Lary: To much a$$ and not enough air, what a shame.
Mike: HAH! You think so? I think he deserved it!
Lary: Ha true! That man was Assphyxiated!
Mike: That's putting it mildly! Rumor has it that the Fat Chick choked on a ho ho while sitting on Jerry's face.
Lary: To much a$$ and not enough air, what a shame.
by Johnny Davison March 02, 2010
If or When your pancakes or flapjacks are cooked perfectly with butter on top you should see a milky sunshine face, if not they are not cooked to perfection.
Dan: I made some flapjacks dad!
Dad: Look at the Milky Sunshine Face on that one, they are so perfect!
Dan: Thanks dad
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Steve: Look at your Milky Sunshine face!
Carl: I'm not a flapjack steve.
Steve: I'll still eat you like one...
Dad: Look at the Milky Sunshine Face on that one, they are so perfect!
Dan: Thanks dad
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Steve: Look at your Milky Sunshine face!
Carl: I'm not a flapjack steve.
Steve: I'll still eat you like one...
by Johnny Davison February 15, 2010
Tim: Last night was a blast man, you should have come with!
Eric:What was so fun about it?
Tim: Me and the boys went out hoofing.
Eric: why are you guys always beating up people?
Tim: We like to scrap I guess.
Eric:What was so fun about it?
Tim: Me and the boys went out hoofing.
Eric: why are you guys always beating up people?
Tim: We like to scrap I guess.
by Johnny Davison February 16, 2010
1. Jim smoked all of my reefer, now I'm pretty mad at him!
2. I'm going to get a bad case of reefer madness, because timmy ate all my reefer brownies.
3. Jim wants my reefer but it's already gone, I hope he goes mad!
2. I'm going to get a bad case of reefer madness, because timmy ate all my reefer brownies.
3. Jim wants my reefer but it's already gone, I hope he goes mad!
by Johnny Davison January 13, 2010