Definitions by johnny

LPK

These bitches are notorious. They be popping niggas from left to right. Like ohhh shit.

Oh shit, its LPK. They gon shoot at us and rape us! AHH SOMEBODY HELP

LPK by Johnny January 6, 2004

filthy cunt 

girl who fucks over guys, is a real slut, and should kill herself.

this girl christina i met from qnz is a filthy cunt

filthy cunt by johnny January 3, 2004

double dipped 

Past tense of dipping a chip twice into dip.

from Seinfeld:
"Did you just double-dip that chip?"
"Excuse me?"
"You double-dipped the chip."
"Double-dipped? What are you talking about?"
"You dipped the chip, you took a bite, and you dipped again."
"So?"
"That's like putting your whole mouth right in the dip. Look, from now on when you take a chip, just take one dip and end it."

double dipped by johnny December 24, 2003

Charmin 

toilet paper that makes it feel as if you are wiping your ass with clouds made out of silk.

After using Charmin, my anus felt clean and refreshed.

Charmin by Johnny December 20, 2003

Bdogg

the tightest-ass mofo in the entire fricking world.

Damn, you know Bdogg? He banged your mom and she loved.

Bdogg by johnny December 19, 2003

Scooby crumbs 

bump or line of coke

My friend Johnny spends his weekends fucking russian immigrant hookers and doing scooby crumbs.

Scooby crumbs by johnny December 15, 2003

flop 

the male genitalia

He is such a cum-faced flopnocker

flop by Johnny December 8, 2003