johnny's definitions

rab

adj. rad, cool, awesome.
n. a dance, possibly created by a guy named Rab.

coined by The Donnas, who sing it in a lot of their songs.

1. He's so glitchy, he's so cool. He's the rabbest in the school.
2. Come on, baby, let's rab.

by johnny September 22, 2004

$

The purpose of life, the reason why you are on earth

The thing that you work so hard for everyday

also means power and respect

Person: Why do u go to school?
Young one: so i can make a lot of $

Person: Why are u so sad?
Young one: Man i am broke...

Person: Why are u so happy?
Young one: I just won the lottery!!

by Johnny January 4, 2007

white tornado

Solo dance move invented by two members of the Western Michigan University Lacrosse team.
To perform: cross hands, hold hands 4-6 inches above head, spin hands around head while spinning on dance floor.

I wanted to impress this babe so I broke out the white tornado.

by Johnny October 7, 2005

sogger

A ferociously voluptuous, jelly-like, congealed nasal mucus extraction, plucked from deep within the nose. Possibly hinting shades of septic yellow or green, and is unflickable. The beast is completely soggy when rolled within a tissue and horrendous enough to turn the faces of onlookers during extraction.

Hortence was mining her honker, and dug out a massive sogger. It was a vivid dangler.

by Johnny June 17, 2006

Popular girls

A-holes who wear ambracrappy every day. Said girls are blond everyday whether they are born blond or not. Stupid. They dont have any effection to anyone. Words in their vocabulary are:
"New"
"Hot"
"Fashion"
"Hot Guys"
"Clothes"

Look at the popular girls look at the hot guys and thier 'F's...

by johnny March 28, 2005

Vietnam

a country

go vietnam soccer!

by johnny September 18, 2003

Poe'd up

Meaning filled with angst, or of/relating to Edgar Allen Poe, this word originated with art school dorks and eventually made it's way to inner city street gangs.

"Bro, that mothafucka is Poe'd up! Look at his eyeliner!"
"He ain't Poe'd up, mein! He's just a fag!"

by Johnny November 17, 2004