dudley dort

the blackest person ever

god damnit dudley....how many times have i told u 2 put my tv down

by john January 19, 2004

Alcoholism

A progressive, fatal disease. A disease which can be arrested, but not cured with the help of AA.

Alcoholism is the only disease which you can be yelled at for having. You won't yell at someone for having polio.

Drinking is merely a symptom of the disease. It is a disease of perception. We are spiritually sick. Most people are spiritually sick, this is how our spiritual sickness manifests itself.

by John January 22, 2005

limp bizkit

one of the greatest nu-metal bands ever
good friends with korn
known for extremely explicit lyrics

limp bizkit is the shit!

by john March 24, 2003

UAFF

noun, an American organization who sympathizes with the IRA, Sinn Fein, and the Republicans. Created in the year 1999, they plan to fight along side with the IRA, and drive the Brits out of Ireland forever.

Ulster American Freedom Fighters

by john November 30, 2004

crunk juice

a Drink that is just like red bull that gives you energy to party

lets get some crunk juice so we can party

by John May 13, 2005

space cookie

Anomalous object that randomly flies by in the Disneyland ride Space Mountain. Looks like a giant cookie. If left unnoticed, it could threaten the safety of earth.

Booya, I broke the record! I saw the space cookie 9 times in one ride!

by John November 15, 2004

ging

A DTK (disease transmitted by kissing) started by the brothers Noel(strand A) and Bryn(strand B) Gingrich. Should you make out with them or anyone infected with the ging, you contract it yourself. The ging has currently spread all over north america and there are currently reports of it in Japan.

When lomo made out with bryn, she got the ging.

by john September 12, 2004