Definitions by joey platinum

h.j. 

a handjob from that special someone

i love it when your mom gives me h.j.'s

h.j. by joey platinum March 13, 2003

hubbadoo 

someone who has no money but still decides he needs to take all the time in the world killing people

man, that hubbadoo took my mom out for dinner.

hubbadoo by joey platinum March 13, 2003

dos hoes akshun 

when two women go on one guy, all 7o's style and what not.

man, steph and sarah came over last night, all i gotta say is dos hoes akshun.

dos hoes akshun by joey platinum March 13, 2003

donut 

a females love hole.

i was gettin' some 70's style donut last night, man, but then her father walked in and insisted that i make love to him as well, by this time i was so drunk that it didn't even matter anymore.

donut by joey platinum March 13, 2003

baggets

your testicles

my baggets were getting touched by your mother last night.

baggets by joey platinum March 13, 2003

brodical 

when something is totally awesome for serious.

i was at this major brodical party and i was so wasted man, i hit on like twelve faggots.

brodical by joey platinum March 13, 2003

sammy sosa 

when someone won't be smart, ever.

john's such a sammy sosa sometimes, like, i remember once when he was trying to kiss my dad and my dad was all "i'm not having that" and he's all "but dude, i like dudes" and then tony comes outr of nowhere and he's all brodical and i'm like "whoa man"

sammy sosa by joey platinum March 13, 2003