Definitions by joel

md 20/20

An inexpensive wine. Less than 4 dollars a bottle.

Wow, kiwi-lemon MD-20 20 tastes like total ass, tommorrow Im buying a 6 pack.

md 20/20 by Joel July 10, 2004

hoser

Someone who did something stupid that demands satisfaction!

You hoser Billy...you screwed us over bad.

hoser by Joel July 9, 2004

Dollas! 

This should be said whenever something good happens, such as making a three-pointer in basketball, or talking about money.

Billy hit's a three and shouts out: "Dollas!"

Dollas! by Joel July 9, 2004

Miotch 

Instead of using the curse word "bitch," I used to call my mom "miotch" to get around cursing. Plus, it sounds cooler.

You are one stupid miotch!

Miotch by Joel July 9, 2004

5 second rule 

Any food that has fallen on the ground is allowed a maximum of 5 seconds before it is left as trash.

Well...I picked up this banana before it was on the ground for longer than 5 seconds. That's the 5 second rule.

5 second rule by Joel July 9, 2004

mission impossible 

a codename for a homosexual obsession with tom cruise, usually originating in boys named pete. who think they are fucking awesome.

"man my mission impossible is really acting up today."
"yeah i know, i saw the stains."

mission impossible by joel June 22, 2004

sucks to be you 

Definition:
generally directed at someone who is broke all the time, worried all the time, not able to have fun, or elsewise and the speaker has a sorta empathy

Background:
prevalence showed up in the mid-eighties during the cocaine and heroin crazy.

Man, you lookin like crap. You doin too much blow. Sucks to be you.

sucks to be you by Joel June 17, 2004