joecoolthefool's definitions

golf talking

Speaking in a whispered tone like you hear on tv when a golfer is about to take a shot. golf, whispering, whisper, talking, speaking, speech, hush

We were in the movie theater and Jack was golf talking throughout the movie, it was so annoying.

by joecoolthefool September 21, 2017

hellferno

The fire-generated landscape created from massive forrest fires and volcanos. forrest fire, volcano, hell, hellfire, hellscape, fireman, California fires, explosion, hellwind, heat, burn, campfire, wildfires

Those California wildfires are one giant hellferno, I’ve never seen anything like it.

by joecoolthefool November 14, 2018

doo doo brown

The light to medium brown color seen in cars, clothes, leather goods etc. that looks like the color of poop. boo boo brown, doo doo, boo boo, poop, crap, brown color, medium brown

I love your new Mercedes, especially the color. What is that, racing red with doo doo brown leather seats-you're styling man.

by joecoolthefool October 5, 2016

Trump attitude

The confident, tough talk used to push your agenda, sell your ideas and put fear into your enemies. Donald Trump, Trump, Trumpism, Trumper, Trumpet, make America great again, Trump speak, The Donald, The Apprentice, The President of the United States, U.S President, American President, Trump trounce, Trump bump, Trump 'tude

I know you are afraid to fail Johnny, but you need to present your ideas with a Trump attitude. You will blow them away.

by joecoolthefool November 22, 2016

Trumpstraction

The act of creating or dramatizing fake news or events to distract from real problems plaguing you or your life. The Donald, Donald Trump, make America great again, The Apprentice, Trumper, Trumpspeak, The President, Trump army

The CEO of the company leaked a story about the FBI boss threatening him to distract from the fact he was engaging in money laundering. He used the old Trumpstraction.

by joecoolthefool March 6, 2017

community fart

A fart that you intentionally let in a crowd to allow everyone to bask in the ambience of your passed gas. fart, pass gas, rip one, biff, silent but deadly, poot, crowd, group

I had to drop a community fart on the crowd of the opposing team. They beat us, but I got them back.

by joecoolthefool June 29, 2019

holster sagging

Pants that are pulled down from a person wearing a gun holster. It often results in a person's underwear or butt crack showing. sagging pants, gun, holster, law enforcement, police, cowboy, sheriff

The cop was a bag guy and he wore baggy pants and suffered from a bad case of holster sagging.

by joecoolthefool January 16, 2016