Definitions by joecoolthefool

mistletoe mambo

The romance or sex on or around Christmas day. romance, sex, hooking up, falling in love, booty call, getting it on, Xmas, Christmas, holidays, Christmas Eve, Santa Claus, St. Nick, reindeer, Rudolph, snowman, December 25

Where’s Jake, he was here a moment ago. He is upstairs with a beautiful lady doing the mistletoe mambo!

mistletoe mambo by joecoolthefool December 18, 2017

Trump Presidential 

The future name of all Trump hotels when he leaves office. The name won’t be reserved for just a luxury suite. This name will be used for all of the president’s hotels around the world. President Trump, Trumper, Trumpism, Trump speak, Trump armor, Trump chump, Trump army, hotels, Trump hotels

I am going to Vegas and I am going to stay at the Trump Presidential. It is going to be a big weekend.

Trump Presidential by joecoolthefool December 11, 2017

Trump feast 

A large meal of fast food and diet Coke at every meal, every day. fast food, Mc Donalds, Burger King, Wendys, Taco Bell, diet Coke, President Trump, Trumper, Trumpism, Trump army, Trump armor, Trump speak, Winter Whitehouse, the Orange King

I’m on a diet, but I had a rough day, I need a Trump feast as a reward.

Trump feast by joecoolthefool December 11, 2017

sextension 

A state of sexual arousal in men or women. Men experience an erection and women develop swelling of the labia and both have increased sensitivity and arousal of the nipples. sex, erection, vagina, get it on, hooking up, boning, orgasm, anal, making love, porn, penis

I hate when all of these women walk around the pool area in their skimpy bikinis, I always get a sextension and embarrass myself.

sextension by joecoolthefool December 5, 2017

put Trump in my mouth 

The act of saying or doing something so controversial or offensive that you create numerous problems for yourself. President Trump is the master of this technique, so it is named in his honor. President Trump, Trump, The Donald, make America great again, Trumper, Trumpism, Trump armor, Trump bump, Trump trounce, Trump chumps, Trump army, The Winter Whitehouse, Trump speak, Trumpnado, Trump tweet

I really put Trump in my mouth when called our boss a blowhard at the convention. You sure did Tom!

put Trump in my mouth by joecoolthefool December 5, 2017

stripper cash 

A large bundle of $1.00 bills that may be spent on anything, not just at the strip club. strippers, strip club, $1.00, dollar bill, money, singles, honey money

I brought a lot of stripper cash to tip the valets at the hotel.

stripper cash by joecoolthefool October 25, 2017

chasing the grave 

Performing dangerous stunts or getting into accidents or near-accidents with or without getting hurt, but you don’t die even though you should. accidents, trauma, stunts, crash, wreck, emergency, broken bones, road rash, scorpioned, crushed, break, car crash, speed, skateboard, surgery, suture, arm cast, leg cast, neck brace, helmet

That guy just ran across the street and got clipped by a car. He was 2 inches from getting hit. He was chasing the grave.

chasing the grave by joecoolthefool October 25, 2017