pootlins

Small scentless, rapidly-released poots that you can feel, but are barely audible. fart, poot, silent ,but deadly, pass gas, pooting, farting, rip one, toot, pooins, do do, bm, bowel movement, dump

There is nothing worse than being at a social event and releasing some pootlins in front of hot women. You don't know if they heard them or not.

by joecoolthefool August 27, 2017

free breath

The first deep breath a person takes after they are released from prison or jail. The breath releases the anxiety and tension of life behind bars, but the breath is not really free. The person knows it’s just the start of trying to survive in life as an ex-con. prisoner, ex-con, felon, prison, jail, the big house, prison sentence, 25 to life, life sentence, death row, free breathe, freedom, incarceration, behind bars, locked up, lock down, up the river, free air

You have no idea what it felt like when I took that first free breath after 6 years behind bars. Oh no I do bro, I got out last week. It is an amazing feeling.

by joecoolthefool July 27, 2018

deckchaired

A crash in extreme sports where the person's torso is pressed in to their thighs. It is the opposite of being scorpioned. Also reverse scorpioned. scorpioned, extreme sports, X-Games, skateboarding, BMX, snowboarding, motorcross, crash, reverse scorpioned

When Jimmy tried to jump two flights of stairs, he deckchaired in the parking lot below.

by joecoolthefool April 19, 2018

drama dumping

A person who tells all of their lover, family or job drama to family, friends and even complete strangers. The person has a lot of stress and frustration in their life and they needed a release. stress, anxiety, family drama, baby drama, lover drama, boyfriend drama, job drama, drama

I sat down to wait for my car to be fixed and some lady next to me started drama dumping all of these problems with her baby daddy. I was exhausted just listening to her.

by joecoolthefool May 28, 2016

Toast the testicles

The act of passing gas with your clothes on such that the heat from the fart is trapped in your pants and then passes across your balls and warms them. testicles, balls, scrotum, penis, junk, fart, break wind, pass gas, gouch, butt, butthole

I showered because I had to toast the testicles when I was laying on the sofa.

by joecoolthefool May 26, 2016

Trump media

The network and cable tv stations that made a lot of money from increased ratings from covering Donald Trump. The media has a love-hate relationship with President Trump, they love their increased ratings and hate President Trump. President Trump, Donald Trump, The Donald, make America great again, The Apprentice, Trumpspeak, Trumper, Trump army, liberal media, the media, cable tv, network tv

Trump media is in full swing 24/7, they love him and then they hate him, it drives me nuts.

by joecoolthefool July 05, 2017

golf talking

Speaking in a whispered tone like you hear on tv when a golfer is about to take a shot. golf, whispering, whisper, talking, speaking, speech, hush

We were in the movie theater and Jack was golf talking throughout the movie, it was so annoying.

by joecoolthefool September 21, 2017