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A person who passes incredibly foul smelling gas that comes from eating hot, spicy food from a specific culture or country. Mexican, Ethiopian and Chinese food are examples of food that can easily lead to these types of farts. fart, passing gas, pooting, break wind, rip one, gaseous anomaly, silent but deadly, flatulence, cut the cheese
No man, don't try to tell me that was a dead skunk we rolled past. You just let an ethnic fart! My eyes are watering bro!
by joecoolthefool June 28, 2016
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by joecoolthefool February 6, 2018
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I am convinced I suffer from smartphone anxiety disorder. I literally need my iphone to be within reach or I freak out.
by joecoolthefool October 3, 2016
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by joecoolthefool April 3, 2016
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My neighbor next door is grilling and the smoke blowing across the fence gave me a sudden case of ribitis. I am on my way to the rib shack to get my eat on!
by joecoolthefool June 4, 2016
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I was scrolling through some new tweets and came upon a twiit about women needing to stay in their place. I was initially angry, but realized the twiit came from a real twit.
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