Toast the testicles

The act of passing gas with your clothes on such that the heat from the fart is trapped in your pants and then passes across your balls and warms them. testicles, balls, scrotum, penis, junk, fart, break wind, pass gas, gouch, butt, butthole
I showered because I had to toast the testicles when I was laying on the sofa.
by joecoolthefool May 26, 2016
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front-to-back fail

The mistake couples make when a partner sticks his penis or a lesbian uses a dildo or her fingers to penetrate the anus of a woman and then proceeds to stick the same appendage into the woman's vagina. They fail to realize that the woman's vagina will be contaminated with germs from the anus.
The lesbian porn scene was intense, but there was a front-to-back fail at the end of the scene. One of the women may need to do a heavy duty cleansing. dirty vagina, vaginal infection, unclean, wipe front to back, stinky gouch
by joecoolthefool February 11, 2015
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death smack

The fentanyl-laced heroin that is far more potent and deadly than most heroin and is leading to numerous deaths from respiratory failure. heroin, smack, syringe, morphine, fentanyl, crap, junk, big H, mojo, scag, narcotic, miosis, pinpoint pupils, respiratory depression, respiratory failure, junkie, needle tracts, addiction
There have been so many overdoses with this new death smack that the reversal agent is now being sold over-the-counter.
by joecoolthefool February 04, 2016
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rageifist

1) A person who believes anger, confrontation and violence is a solution to all problems.
2) The opposite of a pacificist.

pacifist, anger, rage, violence, war, confrontation, threaten, hit, punch, strike, kill, destroy, peace, love, unity, passive, President Trump, Trumper, Trump army, Trumpism
We need a leader who is a pacifist, our guy is a rageifist, all he wants to do is fight people and threaten war.
by joecoolthefool October 10, 2017
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extended stay

A person who is in or going to prison and has a lot of time to serve.
I got busted 2 years ago for a B and E and got 15 years. I've got a lot of time to plan what I do when I get out. Bro, we're all on extended stay in this place. prison sentence, doing time, prison, conviction, twenty-five to life, criminals, gangs, Mafia, drug cartel
by joecoolthefool August 16, 2015
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poosomnia

The inability to fall asleep because you have to poop so badly. It is usually accompanied by an upset stomach and farting in bed. poo, poop, bowel movement, bm, take a dump, fart, pass gas, drop a deuce, crap, pinch a loaf, sleep, sleeplessness, fall asleep, insomnia
When I eat chili and spinach greens, around 2am I get a major case of poosomnia.
by joecoolthefool January 28, 2017
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drama dumping

A person who tells all of their lover, family or job drama to family, friends and even complete strangers. The person has a lot of stress and frustration in their life and they needed a release. stress, anxiety, family drama, baby drama, lover drama, boyfriend drama, job drama, drama
I sat down to wait for my car to be fixed and some lady next to me started drama dumping all of these problems with her baby daddy. I was exhausted just listening to her.
by joecoolthefool April 26, 2016
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