joecoolthefool's definitions

rageifist

1) A person who believes anger, confrontation and violence is a solution to all problems.
2) The opposite of a pacificist.

pacifist, anger, rage, violence, war, confrontation, threaten, hit, punch, strike, kill, destroy, peace, love, unity, passive, President Trump, Trumper, Trump army, Trumpism

We need a leader who is a pacifist, our guy is a rageifist, all he wants to do is fight people and threaten war.

by joecoolthefool October 10, 2017

net pyramid

The new power structure when the most powerful companies take over the internet and drive internet traffic to their sites while smaller companies are pushed to the bottom. net neutrality, internet, websites, pyramid, Google, Microsoft, internet search, surfing the web, tech industry, tech, search engine, computer

If net neutrality is destroyed then the net pyramid will rule and most small businesses will suffer.

by joecoolthefool July 20, 2017

drama dumping

A person who tells all of their lover, family or job drama to family, friends and even complete strangers. The person has a lot of stress and frustration in their life and they needed a release. stress, anxiety, family drama, baby drama, lover drama, boyfriend drama, job drama, drama

I sat down to wait for my car to be fixed and some lady next to me started drama dumping all of these problems with her baby daddy. I was exhausted just listening to her.

by joecoolthefool May 28, 2016

Trump sip

An awkward way of consuming a beverage, as if you don’t know if the drink will be too hot, too cold or taste bad. See also a Marco Rubio gulp. President Trump, Trumpestuous, Trumpnado, Trump feast, Trump chump, The Apprentice, make America great again, The Orange King, Trump bump, Trumpspeak, Republican, Marco Rubio, water, beverage, drink, sip, taste, bottled water

I was so nervous during the presentation, I was drinking water somewhere between a Marco Rubio gulp and a Trump sip.

by joecoolthefool December 19, 2017

Tongue-blasting

A severe verbal attack on someone that makes a tongue-lashing seem tame. tongue-lashing, blow up, chewing out, invective, snarl, accost, yell, screaming, scolding, talking to, dressing-down, berating, diatribe, castigation, lecturing, chiding, angry

I got a major tongue-blasting from my commanding officer when I accidently shot my teammate in the foot.

by joecoolthefool November 16, 2018

cement slippers

1) Something in your life that is weighing heavy on your mind, a burden, an obstacle.

2) The cement block created by wet cement poured over a person’s feet to weigh down a body before it is thrown into deep water.

I have finally paid down my student loans and my car’s transmission dies on me. This car has been like wearing a pair of cement slippers.

by joecoolthefool May 7, 2018

Instant friend

A person who hops from social group to social group desperately trying to be accepted. They pretend to be interested in whatever that group likes or is talking about. He or she doesn't realize that if they stopped trying to make people like them and were just themselves, they would be much happier.

I like The new guy, but he spends so much energy trying to fit in to our group, it seems like he is trying too hard. He's cool, but the instant friend routine is total overkill. trying too hard, fit in, trying to fit in, rejected, accepted, social group, social clubs, cliques, popular, loser, loner, isolated, bully, bullying, the quiet one, lone wolf

by joecoolthefool November 28, 2015