FN P90

A bullpup submachine gun manufactured in Belgium by Fabrique Nationale. The P90 is prehaps the most versitile weapon of it's kind: It's 5.7x28mm round possess better ballistic capabilities than the 9mm, with greater range and armor penetration. However, due to the uncommon round and doubtless high expense, the 9mm SMG will be around for a long, long time to come, which is perhaps a good thing, with guns like the Heckler & Koch MP5.

Dr. Evil cursed his cheap gun and picked up a P90, only to be eaten by his own laser beam-headed sharks, after the frikin' thing jammed.

by JoeBob September 14, 2003

bits and pieces

A man's penis and testes.

It's been 30 years! I've got to see if my bits and pieces are still working!

by JoeBob September 14, 2003

Accuracy International AWM

A bolt action sniper rifle manufactured in Great Britain. It is essentailly a scaled-up 7.62mm AW, rechambered for the .300 Winchester Magnum and .338 Lapua Magnum, both of which have greater range and flatter trajectory than the 7.62mm. It was recently adopted by the German armed forces.

British Guy #1: I say, old chap, this AW is a fine rifle, but we could make it even better. What say we chamber it in that American .300 Winchester Magnum round?

British Guy #2: Here here!

by JoeBob September 21, 2003

.45 Auto

1. Slang "catch all" term used to describe any semi automatic pistol using .45 Automatic Colt Pistol (ACP), ammunition.

2. Slang word used to describe any of the various M1911-type pistols.

Colt M1911A1, Springfield Armory TRP, Heckler & Koch Mk23 SOCOM, Glock 36, SIG P220, Ruger P90.

by JoeBob March 22, 2004

Guns & Ammo

Check out all my other definitions i've submmited...you'll figure out what these two things are.

Heckler & Koch USP 9mm, Colt Combat Special Government .45, Glock 20 10mm, Smith & Wesson Model 629 .44 Magnum, Luger P'08 9mm, M4 Carbine 5.56mm, Accuracy International AWM .300 Winchester Magnum, Heckler & Koch PSG1 7.62mm, Stoner Model 63(A) 5.56mm, Heckler & Koch MP5 9mm, Heckler & Koch UMP .45, Thompson Model 1928 .45, Walther MPL 9mm, Heckler & Koch G3A3, MAC 10 .45, Desert Eagle .44 Magnum, Ruger Super Redhawk .454 Casull, Colt Python .357 Magnum, Walther PPK 7.65mm, AK47 7.62x39mm, Colt Single Action Army .45, Heckler & Koch P7M8 9mm, Uzi 9mm, Mossberg Model 500 12 gauge, Franchi SPAS 12 12 gauge, Barrett M82A1 .50 BMG, Colt Model 1911A1.

by JoeBob September 06, 2003

SPAS 12

An selective fire (pump action or semi automatic) twelve gauge shotgun intended for the military/police market. Manufactured by Franchi of Italy. 8 round tubular magazine. "SPAS" is an acronym for Special Purpose Automatic Shtogun

The cop entered the building with a SPAS 12 shotgun half-hidden under his coat.

by JoeBob August 05, 2003

wiggle worm

old man wiener

no example needed, look down your pants

by joebob February 14, 2003