wiggle worm

old man wiener

no example needed, look down your pants

by joebob February 15, 2003

bits and pieces

A man's penis and testes.

It's been 30 years! I've got to see if my bits and pieces are still working!

by JoeBob September 14, 2003

FN P90

A bullpup submachine gun manufactured in Belgium by Fabrique Nationale. The P90 is prehaps the most versitile weapon of it's kind: It's 5.7x28mm round possess better ballistic capabilities than the 9mm, with greater range and armor penetration. However, due to the uncommon round and doubtless high expense, the 9mm SMG will be around for a long, long time to come, which is perhaps a good thing, with guns like the Heckler & Koch MP5.

Dr. Evil cursed his cheap gun and picked up a P90, only to be eaten by his own laser beam-headed sharks, after the frikin' thing jammed.

by JoeBob September 14, 2003

Nekimews

An idiotic thing or person who is gay

Guys who want to be with guys are nekimews.

by Joebob May 21, 2003

hard rock

Aerosmith, AC/DC, Def Leppeard.

"Walk This Way," "Highway to Hell," "Pour Some Sugar On Me."

by JoeBob September 14, 2003

Meepins

a clan of porch monkeys

hoon is a coon. hoon is in meepins.

by Joebob January 12, 2004

Colt .45

A 'catch all' term used to refer to either of two handguns manufactured by Colt's Manufacturing:The Model 1873 Single Action Army revolver, and/or the M1911/M1911A1-series semi automatic pistols.

The soldier reloaded his Colt .45 and fired into the bunker.

by JoeBob July 31, 2003