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a ugly gay professional wrestler in the WWE, who's a loud mouth pissant
JBL's Tag team parter Ron "Farroqq" Simmons to JBL:JBL your a Dick............."DAMN!!!".
JBL by Joe Smith 2 January 7, 2008
Politics/Nation
The "Original" U.S. War(Desert Storm/Gulf War) last's 2 1/2 months
African American Los Angelino Rodney King is caught on video getting Beat down by the LAPD,
Paul "Pee-Wee" Herman.....Need i say more,
Commusism ends in Russia Boris Yeltsin is elected president of that nation,
Milwaukee Serial Killer Jeffrey Dahmer is Caught later gets killed by an inmate in prison,
The Super Nintendo Video game system is released,

Sports
MLB:Minnesota Twins win The World Series
NFL:New York Giants are the 1990 Superbowl Champions
NBA:The Begining of the Jordan era in NBA as the Chicago Bulls win their first Title
NASCAR:Ernie Irvan wins the Daytona 500, Dale Earnhardt wins his 5th NASCAR Winston CUP Championship, one of my Favorite drivers Ken Schrader win's the last two of his only four Winston CUP Victory's
IRL: Indy 500 Winner:Ricky Mears
that (Above) in a nutshell was alot of 1991
1991 by Joe Smith 2 January 7, 2008

ken schrader 

A Racer in the NASCAR Winston/NEXTEL CUP Series whose Career began in 1986 and has spanned for 21 years now

Ken Schrader Career Stats as of the end of the 2007 NEXTEL CUP season
Wins, Top 5's, Top 10's, Poles,
4 64 184 23

Number's and Sponsor's and Car Model since his Rookie Season
1986-87:#90 Red Baron Frozen Pizza, Buick
1988-89:#25 Folgers Coffee, Chevy Lumina
1990-94:#25 Kodiak Chewing Tobacco, Chevy Lumina
1995-96:#25 Bud Beer, Chevy Monte Carlo
1997-99:#33 Skoal Chewing Tobacco, Chevy Monte Carlo
2000-02:#36 M&M's, Pontiac Grand Prix
2003:#49 1-800-Call ATT, Dodge Intrepid
2004-05:#49 Schwan's Home Service, Dodge Intrepid/Charger
2006-07:#21 Little Debbie/U.S. Air Force/Ford Motorcraft, Ford Fusion
Ken Schrader is a Stock Car driver in NASCAR
ken schrader by Joe Smith 2 January 6, 2008

the golden girls 

a tv sitcom ran from 1985 to 1992 on NBC feauting a 4 old single women who lived toghether when it comes to the thinking of cynic minds "AREN'T LESBIANS" characters whimsical mother Sophia Petrillo, Uptight sometimes whimsical daughter Dorothy Zbornak, dim-witted but endearing Rose Nylund, Slutty Blanche Devereux
Sophia Petrillo was played by Estelle Getty
Dorothy Zbornak was played by Bea Arthur
Rose Nylund was played by Betty White
Blanche Devereux was played by Rue McClanahan

also Reruns of the Golden Girls have been playing on TV Channel Lifetime since the mid '90's
the golden girls by Joe Smith 2 August 26, 2007

dishwalla 

Dishwalla yeah there music might fall into the category of "emo" but their a good band also comparing dishwalla's music to BSB's is just absurd
Dishwalla is best known for their catchy 1997 top 40 hit "Counting Blue Cars"

where in the chorus they sang:"Tell me all your thoughts on god, cause i'd really like to meet her, and asky her why were who we are, tell me all your thoughts on god, cause i'm on my way to see her, and tell me am i very ohh am i very far now"
dishwalla by Joe Smith 2 August 24, 2007

duncan sheik 

duncan sheik is a folk-pop singer who's music is pretty good
Duncan Sheik is mostly know for 1997 hit "Barely Breathing" and 2002 lesser known hit "On a High"
duncan sheik by Joe Smith 2 August 21, 2007
NASCAR:gNarly
Awesome
Speed and Competetion when
Cars
Are
Racing

anti NASCAR heckler:NASCAR is fuckin lame man dumb ass redneck sport where jackasses get paid too much to drive around in circles for 3 1/2 hours, it's not a sport neither "NFL" "MLB" "NHL" THOSE are sports

me to anti NASCAR heckler:(i kick him very swiftly in the nut's) "DOES IT SUCK NOW ASSHOLE!?!?"

nascar by Joe Smith 2 August 20, 2007