joe 's definitions

Oceanna

Oceanna is a wonderful girl

I <3 Oceanna, she's wonderful.

by Joe April 24, 2005

cam2cam

2 people at different places sending live video of themselves over the internet at the same time.

"Let's Cam2Cam so we can see ech other naked"

by joe October 16, 2004

law dog

Old school definition for the cops.

I got pulled over by the law dogs today.

by Joe July 15, 2004

cm

cum strand - a strand of penis excretion

i have a cm comin out of my ear

by joe December 18, 2004

effed

Used to describe less-than-amusing situations in a more palatable fashion.. like if you had to say it to a purdy girl and you don't wanna cuss in front of her ('cause thats what mean people do) - duh

"Dude, im like so effed.. I let kitty out of the house again, and my mom's gonna be crazy mad at me - cause kitty's mad sniffable and all the dawgs are gonna chase it"

by Joe January 27, 2004

salvia

a hallucinagen related to the herb sage.
it is usualy smoked in a small bowl and the smoke is sucked thru a straw

"james took a good wiff and was walkin on da ceelin and den josh was suckin it all in an insed of seein 3-D he was seein 8-D"

by joe December 1, 2003

Choach

When a female stands up and spreads her legs, revealing her Chauch, and the male goes underneith and sticks his choad inside of her.

I was standing there at the party, and John choached me.

by Joe February 9, 2005