grundel

My grundle stinks after a game of lacrosse
by joe March 10, 2003
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Aria Bowen

Aria Sexiest girl around. Have you seen her?
I can't get the image of those baby blues out my head.I swear this girl has a Pirate smile.
by Joe May 05, 2005
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fat-off

Means something is bigger than normal.
(Person 2 just went off course and right into Person 1.)
Person 1: Shit! Why did you run into me???
Person 2: A bee just flew in my face! Man, that was one fat-off bee!
by joe April 22, 2005
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wet dog in a tub

when you try to insert both testicles into your partner's asshole. the phrase is referring to the inability to keep a dog in a bathtub, much like the inability to keep both your balls in their asshole.
krishnan tried to achieve a wet dog in a tub, but it failed.
by joe February 18, 2004
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Sniperjoe

The coolest, guy on earth. Is half-Filipino, which makes him half-minority, which is rarer than full, so be extra nice to him. Owns on everything. See me. See Cyberdead, just cuz.
We love you Sniperjoe, you own!
by Joe July 24, 2004
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haggisneeb

Jamie Manson is such a haggisneeb
by Joe September 29, 2003
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Mole

A myopic alcoholic music major with a penchant for deficating in sinks.
When Mole arrives at our parties, we lock the bathroom doors.
by Joe December 28, 2004
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