joe's definitions
Anything produced in the arts that is over the top eccentric and comes out looking stupid. The artist who created it is usually some loser who tries to be different, but does the same thing as every other artsy-fartsy type. They tend to think their works are unique, creatively genius, good for all humanity, abstract, and expressive. If the artists is a film maker then the movie makes absolutely no sense, will have random shots, is usually shot in black and white, and has stupid monotone dialogue. If they are a musician then they create music specific for avant-garde. The music is a bunch of noise with no harmony, rhythm, or present melody. The artist says his or her piece of music details the work of a Picasso painting.
Every 'artsy-fartsy' person is an aspiring artist. Even if they just go to museums to stare at paintings and act like they have a true passion for it, they can't help but create their own pieces of trash. Then they show it off to the public and the public tells them they suck. So the artists always respond with "no one understands my vision" or some stupid excuse like that.
Don't confuse the phony artsy-fartsy types from the real artists. Real artists will consistently change their style of work and explore new areas. The fakes will copy off a real artist and make the same pointless work for the rest of their career. Real artists will never cheese-out.
Every 'artsy-fartsy' person is an aspiring artist. Even if they just go to museums to stare at paintings and act like they have a true passion for it, they can't help but create their own pieces of trash. Then they show it off to the public and the public tells them they suck. So the artists always respond with "no one understands my vision" or some stupid excuse like that.
Don't confuse the phony artsy-fartsy types from the real artists. Real artists will consistently change their style of work and explore new areas. The fakes will copy off a real artist and make the same pointless work for the rest of their career. Real artists will never cheese-out.
"Film festivals are filled with 'artsy-fartsy films'."
"I don't like my teacher. He's too artsy-artsy".
"I don't like my teacher. He's too artsy-artsy".
by Joe May 7, 2008
Get the artsy-fartsymug. a pathetic attempt by Michael to spell the word origami(ous) or maybe oregon(ous) --- who knows. Im baffled.
by Joe June 19, 2003
Get the oraganimousmug. A relationship that the two involved parties are either unable or relunctant to define.
Situation-based, built out of convenience/timing.
It's essential that both parties firmly do NOT want further stage the relationship.
Situation-based, built out of convenience/timing.
It's essential that both parties firmly do NOT want further stage the relationship.
Even though Stacie and Joe had broken up, their were still an amorphity whenever Stacie stayed overat Joe's.
by Joe November 2, 2003
Get the Amorphitymug. From file-sharing networks. The act of downloading somebody elses files, often excessively.
Alternatively, it can be used by someone who has a large number of files being downloaded off them.
Alternatively, it can be used by someone who has a large number of files being downloaded off them.
"I'm really raping this guy. I've got three albums off him already tonight"
"I'm really being raped. There are 20 people downloading off me right now."
"I'm really being raped. There are 20 people downloading off me right now."
by joe February 1, 2005
Get the File rapingmug. 
by Joe April 13, 2004
Get the brass ballsmug. by Joe January 2, 2005
Get the puke septormug.