jo's definitions

Hillary Clinton

New York Senator who will, much to the surprise of bigotrous sexist Right-wing fascists, easily snag the 2008 Democratic nomination, go on to crush the Republican nominee, become an even more effective and successful leader than her husband, and make all the Barry Goldwater disciples finally realize that no, most Americans will never think like them and they need to get over themselves and figure out how to live in mainstream 21st-century American society.

"She whould would make a good President" --John McCain, Republican of Barry Goldwaterland.

by jo May 13, 2005

neo Nazi

The Nazis of today who are usually fans of Hitler. They mostly believe that Jews/homosexuals/coloured people who aren't white/Muslims/all religions are retarded and that the world would be a better place with just Aryans.

They must be stopped. No one realises that they are getting bigger and stronger than ever, and if their plans aren't abolished soon, we might well be heading for another, more crueller, World War 2 (the European war, I mean). Need I say more...?

David Irving. Ask about him in any history class and you'll get a lot of dark, dark looks.

by Jo February 23, 2005

Ripe Banana

N- An erect penis covered in shit, usually due to being inserted within an anus.

He fucked me so hard up my bum, and then pulled out a ripe banana. I guess I should've told him I had to shit.

by Jo June 22, 2003

gimmeonesec

Famous quote used by GaryB. GaryB says this when he's too busy to really listen, so he uses it to let the other person he'll help them out soon. What he really doesn't know is, the other person knows he's bull shittin'.

Other person: GaryB, can you help me, it's urgent.
GaryB: gimmeonesec

by Jo May 10, 2005

war

When one organisation attempts to enforce their will on others.

War is the locomotive of history. -Marx

by Jo February 1, 2003

On a Rob Roll

Where a person can consume a large amount of alcohol, usually wine, and suddenly become unusually good at whatever activity the person is performing/participating in. This does not include drunken 'relations' with another person as this is impossible following alcohol binging or with a person who is a 2 pint rob.

Bloody hell he's drunk 6 mini bottles of wine and bowled his tenth strike!

by Jo June 9, 2004

tragic

unfashionable

"Look at those SHOES! How tragic!"

by Jo July 30, 2003