mudsturbating

The act of masturbating and taking a shit at the same time.

When Joe was mudsturbating he shot his load and dropped a load at the same time.

by jimmybomm May 24, 2022

now open

The sign put on businesses that reopened after they had to shut down due to the covid 19 pandemic caused by the Chinese.

Thanks to the selfish Chinese Communist Party for allowing the virus to spread all over the world causing thousands of businesses to close. Fortunately some were able to survive and are now open again.

by jimmybomm November 02, 2020

natural immunity

When a person gets a virus their body builds up antibodies which fight off and kill the virus. The person then has natural immunity.

Its still unclear why the CDC and WHO is refusing to recognizing people who have natural immunity to the covid 19 virus. They still want people with natural immunity to get the death jab. History will show the blunders made during this pandemic.

by jimmybomm January 18, 2022

forced inoculation

The forcing of a person to get a vaccination regardless of their beliefs or medical history.

Look at what this world has become in the wake of the covid 19 pandemic. People who haven't been vaccinated are being treated like outcasts even though the vaccinated are still getting and giving covid to others. Some countries are using forced inoculation and if they don't get the jab their life will be miserable. WHY IS NOONE RECOGNIZING NATURAL IMMUNITY?

by jimmybomm January 18, 2022

curved staff

A penis that has a banana like curve instead of being straight.

I can't wait to have sex with Joe because his curved staff tickles my g-spot.

by jimmybomm September 24, 2020

giant pussy

This can mean two things. 1) A guy who talks a lot of shit but when it comes to backing up his words he runs and hides, or 2) A woman who has a giant pussy.

The girl I'm going out with tonight has a giant pussy and I will be fisting her later. She also has a boyfriend who is a giant pussy with a micro penis that couldn't even touch the sides.

by jimmybomm September 28, 2020

stinky bottom

This means your ass is stinky because of poor wiping. It's best to use a wet wipe then you won't be stinking like shit.

Joe has got a stinky bottom because he refuses to use wet wipes. He's constantly sticking his fingers in his butt crack doing a stink check then trying to get others to smell them.

by jimmybomm December 24, 2020