sneakyleaks

Stuff that happens when you're within the final 30-second period of your trek to the bathroom/toilet/loo/john, letting you know for sure that you should have begun your trip a tad bit sooner.

Be back soon, okay? Got some sneakyleaks a-buildin'!

by jimmiedavurdmeister January 02, 2009

spaghili

A food dish consisting of spaghetti and chili. Caution! Overindulgence of this product may result in sudden, excessive shartache!

Mmmmm, how about another serving of that spaghili, please! Oops, never mind, I think I'm about to shart!

by jimmiedavurdmeister January 02, 2009

heightleaded

Your description of how you feel after you've had too much to drink.

Wow, I feel sho heightleaded I cand even shtand up shtraight, led alone try ta walk a shtraight line!

by jimmiedavurdmeister January 02, 2009

wiiwii

what Nintendoholics occasionally need to do, so they hit the Pause button and go do it.

"Oops, it's wiiwii time!"

by jimmiedavurdmeister January 02, 2009

pickaninny

A common, generally-accepted term used in former times to describe young black boys, who were so pictured and identified in some of the National Geographics magazines from the pre-Depression Era of the 1920's.

"A pickaninny and his daily collection of cotton from the fields of southern Alabama."

by jimmiedavurdmeister January 02, 2009

cootie hunt

why the school nurse sometimes sends people home to have their hair combed out for li'l bitty varmints crawling around in it; also known as Lice Chex.

Seven kids in our room got sent home today for a cootie hunt, Mom, including me!

by jimmiedavurdmeister January 02, 2009