When a person known for their extremely shady and backstabbing type behavior has made a huge effort to better themselves and have reached a point of being legit and righteous that they are considered to be a "good person" and no longer express their old janky habits
Yo, remember that chick Flowanda? She's the one that was known for grabbing dudes wallets and phones right out their pockets while they be distracted at how good that bitch is at being face-fucked at that same exact moment...well they say she changed....her puss done been taken off sale, and she do nice things all the time for no reason at all, like she the g8ving type....**some even said she become jankrupt...
by jimjones, omnibeing May 18, 2018
a complete front put on by one of those real slimy type sons of bitches phony ass hippocrites but so natural at the "living the lie" type of existence, the cocksucker ought to be nominated for best actor/actress or some shit.... you see them pretty much everywhere, every day....for example : the tweeker that steals your bag and spends 2 helps pretending to look for it with you, that best buddy that is so quick and willing to "watch after" your girl when u get locked up....such good a friend they actually sacrifice it all and become the martyr for you, moving in with the skank ass tramp within that first 48 hours your gone....or that family member always preaching bout family sticking together cuz "u dont turn on blood" which is usually followed by a call or three to local CPS office the instant you dont do whatever they say or want.....like i was getting at, this is the front put on by only the most skilled, janky, piece of shit excuses of people that roam the earth, on such a low level they actually have to stand on one anothers shoulders just to see high enough to catch even a glimpse of the much more superior "nigger" lmao, i could make a list of ones local to east mesa ariz but ive just never been one to name-drop...haha
dude i must need to get my eyes checked, stabbed out or something, cuz they obviously dont work for shit....i sure didnt see the scamouflage that got pulled over me by my wife and my brother, topped off when my own mom did it too by calling CPS on me after uncle dad lost the dope and the kids found it....wtf!
by jimjones, omnibeing July 04, 2019
One who has grown to be so sleazy and gets around so much that they have surpassed the most extreme of the "slut" type of people. The word began as a reference to the amount of self-value and sanctity they have when it comes to their own body, having most likely long ago traded any chance of being respectable and truly loved by another in return for a drug/junkie lifestyle, although some of these people are actually just so worthless they reach that point without any other factor than they are that creepy and vomit-inducing.. See also bagwhore
I can't believe that's my wife on that webcam with those three niggers! She was still such a nice girl 8 months ago when we got married, and now here she is online, bitch has straight gone skankrupt!
by jimjones, omnibeing April 12, 2017
Time of year that is recognized worldwide as the "holiday season" for dope-hos across the globe. Traditionally it occurs during the month of July, which was chose because during that part of the summer one will find their weather conditions to be, for the most part, described In pretty much the same exact word these who're take pride in using to describe themselves and others like them.... "muggy, miserable, and way too damn hot" (please note the last part is used only by these skank bitches and does not reflect the opinion of a single other soul on this planet other than other dope-hos)
Traditionally this holiday is a tribute to all them hard working tramps that In reality are out there preserving the worlds delicate state of 'sanity' by sacrificing themselves to be no more than a cum-dumpster receptacle to provide release, stress relief, etc and all at a minimal cost to the migrant worker or hobo or some rank of trashy per put there who may be about to snap and go postal, until given that Blow-Job that keeps the dude going to see another day without creating a mass loss of human life.
Most commonly celebrated through the entire month of the sluts being worked for a higher rate (standard is 3 times what you'd normally pay them) of earnings into their pipes or needles than the customary amount they'd normally earn...
Traditionally this holiday is a tribute to all them hard working tramps that In reality are out there preserving the worlds delicate state of 'sanity' by sacrificing themselves to be no more than a cum-dumpster receptacle to provide release, stress relief, etc and all at a minimal cost to the migrant worker or hobo or some rank of trashy per put there who may be about to snap and go postal, until given that Blow-Job that keeps the dude going to see another day without creating a mass loss of human life.
Most commonly celebrated through the entire month of the sluts being worked for a higher rate (standard is 3 times what you'd normally pay them) of earnings into their pipes or needles than the customary amount they'd normally earn...
Dude I fucking hate cocktoberfest.... Not only am I sitting in my car sweating my balls off for a half ass BJ from that bitch Stacy cuz its 120 degrees outside, but since it's the holiday I gotta give her a goddamn 8ball! Bitch still wont swallow either!
by jimjones, omnibeing November 03, 2017
Dirty ass skank slut whose sole past time is seeing how.many cocks can be sucked behind her dudes back before he gets wise to it, usually ending with her experiencing one he'll of an ass beating before being kicked to the curb and forced to start her count over. These tricks are everywhere and are creatures of hhabt...
Damn i just found out my wife and my gf are crotch crickets and worse than ever seen before in this trailer park
by jimjones, omnibeing September 08, 2017
Term used to describe when a meth user decides that rather than party with their friends famy and neighbors all weekend, they are going to just irresponsibly spend half their rent money on some dope and go hide out alone in their home and get higher than fuck all weekend...like a speed-driven "METHodical masturbation" type of high...
Bro, I'm so tired of smoking all my dope with these jank-ass chicks around the hood all weekend just to end up not getting any, yet still outta dope by Monday morning....fuck it, time to disappear for a couple days and gack off with my bad self...
by jimjones, omnibeing April 14, 2019
Ghetto - type mofo of a darker species, particularly an older male (aka silverback or "O.G.") who thinks of himself as some sort of "I earned myself some respect foo!" type of person, justifying to himself and others that wanted his clout by acting as pimp to a handful of trashy ugly white bitches and occasionally buying stuff that the hood doesn't want or need, paid in full with the hooker money. Usually these creatures can be most accurately described as looking like a cross between a caveman, a chimp, and a clusterfuck of bright colored and tasteless knockoff clothes
This pimpanzee is throwing a huge surprise birfday bash for that new ho, that blond they call ivory or some shit....
by jimjones, omnibeing May 08, 2017