tits

either a) a variety of soft drinks found under the couch or b) a species of pickle that has been crossbred with a wild mountain shazwar.
1) the tits were found under the couch.
2) the tits garumphed over the candickery.
by Jimbob December 11, 2003
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Hug

Something to forget in favor of the hump-de-hump
"Bitch, does it look like I wanna hug?"
by Jimbob September 05, 2003
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buttsekz

mmmmm that buttsekz was good last night.
by jimbob November 14, 2002
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Part-time back syndrome

A highly contagious condition that seemingly settles itself upon slack-arse waitress' causing them severe pain when the hoovering is mentioned or when more than three drinks need taking out.

This particular ailment has left the medical world at a loss but i have discovered a cure! As P.T.B.S appears to be caused by general slackness in a working environment i would suggest a dose of 'servalone' to deal with the nagging affliction.
by jimbob September 20, 2003
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bronfufu

gaf extrodinaire
by jimbob May 02, 2003
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adderley

One who can do balloon- modelling with the inside of one's throat. A massive asset at childrens parties and in the bedroom. Usually Kingstanding females possess this talent, but it has been known for more men to be born with this amazing gene.
"look, another Adderley! Mummy's made a little balloon doggy. Isn't Mummy clever!!"
by JimBob January 29, 2004
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Chav Hunting

A game with rapidly increasing popularity in towns and cities all over Britain. The idea is to amass a gang of your own peers and take out as many chavs (see chav) as possible. The connoisseurs of this sport are pushing to make this sort of pursuit legal, and have achieved some success at local election level in many Northern English towns (see blackpool,bradford,burnley,york etc) and are vowing to make it a parliamentary and general election issue very soon. As soon as this sport is legalised we can kill the chavs, and save the world!

(see also euthanasia,mercy killing,extermination,pest control etc)
Me: You wanna go chav hunting?
You: Let's kill the scum!
by Jimbob May 05, 2005
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