pootinany pie

quite litterally, a fine piece of ass

see poon

w0w that pootinany pie last night was so good

by jimbob February 15, 2003

koskesh

One who owns ho's. A ho regulator. Literally a pussy puller.
Also a derogatory word meaning pimp

did you see that koskesh pimp slap that gende?

by jimbob December 27, 2003

not scottish

when something is simply not scottish

if it's not scottish... IT'S CRAP!!!

by Jimbob December 02, 2003

Formula 1

The pinnacle of motor racing. First began in 1950 at Silverstone England. Great racers: Fangio 5 championships, Prost 4 championships Senna 3 Championships. and now Schumacher who has 7. Open wheel racing, akin to the IRL, but they also turn right. Race once a year at the Indy 500 backwards.

- Schumacher has won again, his 83 F1 victory.
- Oh cobblers

by Jimbob March 19, 2005

horn

To be 'on the horn', usually used when single to mean horny, and no-one but yourself to indulge with.

Oh man, I was on the horn last week... i had to jack off three times in one day.

by jimbob August 30, 2004

Servalone

'The waiters choice' anabolic steriod developed for the catering environment. boosts strength in right arm for pint pulling efficiancy, locks left arm at 90 degrees for extra plate lifting ability and eliminates need for sleep and general lust for a break allowing the user to work seemingly impoosible shifts.

A Servalone a day keeps the slacker at bay.

by jimbob September 21, 2003

bad times

when shit goes wrong.

it was bad times when kian tried to steal my girlfriend.

by jimbob November 16, 2002