jim's definitions

scallies

The plural of scally, meaning a group of young uneducated townies.

Stuart: Hey mate, look at that group of chavvy kids.
Paul: What a bunch of scallies!!

by Jim July 19, 2004

super ted

a large female of the black origin, usually with a big bumper

cor blimey, look at that super ted!

by jim July 15, 2003

frobnitz

Any widget used in computer hardware (baically the geek's synonym for "thingamajig" or "whatzit".

Stick that frobnitz in that mainframe over there.

by Jim November 6, 2003

patoiang

when a bitches pussy smells like it is dead. When you catch a wiff you almost pass out.

damn heather you smell patoiang. you need to wash that decaying fish out of yourself.

by jim May 13, 2005

jono long

To experience convulsions when confronted with the possibility of interaction with the opposite sex.

In possession of a grossly underused choad.

She was so hot man, i almost went all jono long

by jim May 14, 2004

tart

A cheap or easy woman. A prostitute.

by Jim April 13, 2003

poonsnap

A particularly desirable female's genitalia

1. Damn bro, I gotta get me some of that poonsnap!

by Jim December 10, 2004