jim's definitions

dinger

1. A sexual manoever in which the entire flacid penis and scrotum are placed in a partner's mouth. 2. An unfortunate incident 3. A phone call.

1. "Give me a dinger, please."

2. "Remember when Jimmy broke his arm? That was a dinger."

3. "I'll give you a dinger about tonight."

by Jim February 26, 2005

submarine

A sexual position in which the male suspends himself under the female while she is on all four with her posterior facing the sky.

Dude, I submarined Jen for two minutes then she collapsed.

by Jim December 8, 2003

squead

Somebody who has a fat square head. As in square head.

Look at that guys squead.

by Jim May 12, 2003

mofoitk

Acronym for 'Mother Fucker In The Know'

Came about as a result of too much smoking of weed and a poor sense of comedy

Check out mofoitk.com, that shit sucks!

by Jim December 9, 2004

dork

Not to be confused with dweeb or nerd (sub classe). Dorks are people who have an exclusive accidemic hobby and are socialy inept.

Ork-Dork: exclusively orchestra
Band-Dork: exclusively band
Nerd: exclusively computer
Art Dork: exclusively art

by Jim May 13, 2005

jew lawyer

A jew lawyer is one that will win at any costs. Speaking as a jew myself it is a known fact.

Honey, you should get a jew lawyer so we can sue Wal Mart

by Jim June 18, 2006

N - Bomb

The N-BOMB can be dropped without warning....
dropping the N-bomb is saying the word "Nigger" "Nig" "NIglet" "Nigaboo"

damn that is one Nigaboo

by jim December 12, 2003