jim's definitions

Boozer

A drunken loser who drinks beer all day in front of the tv.

"You fuckin' boozer!"

by Jim July 22, 2003

Cockblocked

when you are going to hookup with some chick and then someone (her friend, cousin, whatever) comes in and sees to it that it doesnt happen

tony getting cockblocked on g5 by whatever the hell her name was.

by jim June 5, 2003

Massapequa

A big rich town where the soccer mom's will ask the Mafia to whack the other team. for everything else look at the first definition, it's perfect

My daughter is on the Massapequa soccer team and she is the best ever!

by Jim March 23, 2005

Ass Terrorist

Someone who starts eating your ass out (giving a rim job) at a sex club when you did not invite them to do so. Ass terrorists are usually old men and attack when you are getting your dick sucked by some hot guy. This term is obviously used by mostly gay men.

I was getting my dick sucked by this hottie and some ass terrorist attacked me from behind.

by Jim April 4, 2003

breezy

a female that deserves to be slapped

finding out your girl is pregnant and its not yours

by Jim April 10, 2003

salsa stick

a hispanic cock

Look at those mean hispanic hombres with the massive salsa sticks.

by jim April 30, 2004

tentai

A kind of hentai that includes tenticles, or "henticles".
see henticle.

That hentai "la blue girl" is a perfect example of tentai.

by Jim September 25, 2005