jim's definitions

cancer

n. slang term for cigarrette. short for cancer stick

"ayo gimme a cancer man"

by jim June 24, 2003

meat curtains

vagina lips

Mary Jayne had her meat curtains tore up by Willy last night

by Jim January 26, 2004

Yu-Gi-Oh

a horrible anime with poorly designed characters with eyes that are even huge in the anime world, retarded, gravity defying hair and evry character spends all of his of her time playing cards.

"hey jim, you wanna play yu-gi-oh?"
"no, sorry bob, im NOT gay"
"ah too bad, i wanted to make out later too"

by jim May 7, 2005

roofer

The missing link between a gorilla and a sasquatch. Hairy manbeast. Sweaty fursack.

Roofer is a giant sweaty fursack

by Jim January 30, 2003

shyne

a hard rapper from brooklyn who went to prison for p. diddy

it dont get beta than "more or less"

by jim August 10, 2004

ass paste

think semi solid shit that squirts out slowly in a long tube shape as if it where coming out of a toothpaste tube. often required viggourous wiping afterward.

"toothpaste? nah, i use ass paste!"

by jim May 7, 2005

dirty poop games

An act of "love" between 2 gay men after a night on the town. See lots of gay anal sex

Visitor: Knock, knock
Gayman1: Hi there matey, come on in but please mind the mess.
Visitor: What's been going on in here? Have you had friends round last night?
Gayman2: Hi there, I'm Quentin.
Visitor: Hi, nice to meet you quentin. What's that smell in the air? It kinda smells fousty - almost like poop
Gayman1: Err, I don't smell anything.
Visitor: And what's this brown stain on the sofa.
Quentin: Ok, you've caught us out, we were playing dirty poop games last night.
Visitor: I'm feel sick, I'm going home.

by Jim July 19, 2004