jim's definitions

Lightning Cocker

The worst paintball marker in the world, also used by the gayest kid in the world, FagArson.

Damn, FagArson's gun is so fucking shitty.

by Jim February 24, 2005

rogue

v. to steal. white trash slang.

"I'm glad to see you boys have money. But if ye've beena roguein' I'ma havta turn agin ye"

by jim June 24, 2003

potato Houdini

When you're fucking a girl doggy style and you spit on her back, as soon as she turns around you shoot her with a potato gun in the face

I totally pulled a potato houdini on my girlfriend last night.

by Jim April 10, 2004

Chewbacha

NEEEAAAAWOOOOOOOOO from starwars :D

Chewwee

by Jim July 29, 2003

three cock gob

th.ree co.ck go.b \'th:r-e c-o-k 'gob-*s\ term. (decrip, fr. phase) 1: a female of an incommodious nature, loud, brash, usually common. An ideal description of D-list Big Brother celeb Jade Goody or shithead TV presenter June Sarpong. 2: a mouth so large it could fit three love truncheons into it 3: see mouthy / gobby.

1: "Err I'm such a fuckin minga arnt i, im just a mauthy caaw int i everyone always said i had a three cock gob" said Jade.
2: "Look at Julia Roberts she's fit but look at the size of her mouth - thats a three cock gob if i've ever seen one!"

by jim December 24, 2004

mustang

Often incorrectly claimed to be the "original musclecar" (the Pontiac GTO was the first musclecar) the mustang was marketed to be a cute friendly car for secretaries and to this day it still is. Several variations of the mustang were built in order to compete with the Chevrolet Camaro but the mustang could never match the Camaro's performance even with the use of superchargers.

1. Wow, did you just see that Camaro smoke that Mustang.

2. I wish my Mustang was as fast as a Camaro.

by Jim December 12, 2004

meat curtains

vagina lips

Mary Jayne had her meat curtains tore up by Willy last night

by Jim January 26, 2004