jim's definitions

bad cock

The act of cutting your penis off with a knife and shoving it down your throat resulting in death.

That idiot just bad cocked himself to death.

by Jim April 22, 2005

latina

Latin women are very moody, jealous, fierce women that probably need a strong man to handlle them.

I've tried picking up on Latina's but they give me the "I don't go for white boys line" most of the time, the younger ones seem to be attracted to black and latin men some of the older ones go for white men, makes ya wonder if it's for the money...

who you tryin' to get crazy with ese? don't you know I"m loco....

by jim April 23, 2005

Timonium

Timonium is a place bombarded with private schools and public schools(that may as well be private). If ya wanna go out to eat, head to Padonia Station cuz they serve the best wings around! Panera or McDonalds are the perfect meeting spots before the big parties. And no, these are not any ordinary parties...gigantic homes are packed with kids from Loyola, St.Pauls, Maryvale, NDP, and Dulaney. No, we don't go for the cheap beer, we drink coctails and Corona. Collars popped are a must and Lacrosse games are a major attraction. If ya gotta work, SnOasis or Jay's Shaved ice are the places to go. Hott girls and Hott guys can be found while you're cruising up and down York Road in your lifted red jeep, beamer, or land rover.

Guy: Timonium, where's that?
Girl: That's where I'm from...
Guy: Well that must be one hell of a place

by jim April 24, 2005

tacojacked

have a taco and get it stolen

Dude i was tacojacked last night.

by jim April 24, 2005

debogeek

A person who shouldn't be a geek, but is anyway.

Miss Hamilton is such a debogeek, cuz she likes rednecks and country "music".

by Jim May 1, 2005

jim wright

Former congressional Speaker of the House from right near Ft. Worth, Texas. An extreme liberal who hated Newt Gingrich because was all that back in the day.

Jim Wright sucked big balls.

by Jim April 10, 2006

Mary Magdalene

Somehow connected to Jesus, Cydonia (on Mars) and the Egyptian pyramids.

Mary Magdalene on Mars? WTF? Just wait and see..

by jim May 1, 2005