jim's definitions

iLife

iLife is where a being adopts and entirely positive attitude towards all of apples iProducts. iTunes is used instead of winamp, iPod's are used instead of lesser priced, more functional devices, and iMacs are used instead of PC's. The being in question has clearly succumbed to attractive but misleading marketing, and must be show the error of their ways.

"Oh man, I've got a new G5 coming next week, and I've got my iPod and iTunes totally synced; I feel like a real computer user!"
"No, you're not, you're fucking loaded, and don't want to think to hard about technology

by Jim January 22, 2005

sweety-dee

general sign that you think something is very good. Used by towny/chav types, often in reference to new nova/corsa parts.

'Baz has just got a new nova, and 'e's just gone and slammed it daaahn to 2 inches!'
'oh, schlick mate, schweety-fuckin'-dee!'

by Jim January 21, 2005

tacojacked

have a taco and get it stolen

Dude i was tacojacked last night.

by jim April 24, 2005

Shambodo

a demon whose purpose is to make you look stupid.

boy: Hey, shambodo, look at that car!
NO ANSWER.
mom: Tommy, there's nobody there -- who are you talking to.
Demon/shambodo: HA! Made another one look stupid!! He he he...

by Jim September 15, 2005

I'd walk a mile for a vertical smile

a funny saying, as quoted by E. Normus Johnson that states that he would walk 5,280 feet for a piece of pussy

E. Normus:I'd walk a mile for a vertical smile.
Random guy: Me too, E, Me too...

by Jim June 16, 2004

salsa stick

a hispanic cock

Look at those mean hispanic hombres with the massive salsa sticks.

by jim April 30, 2004

breezy

a female that deserves to be slapped

finding out your girl is pregnant and its not yours

by Jim April 10, 2003