dork

A person who makes jokes that noone laughs at but them.

That Australian guy Adam who put too much sunscreen on his face looked like a fucken dork.

by Jim November 26, 2002

reet

done correctly with style and craftsmanship when pertainng to a persons finished work. I.E neat, right, clean, high quality; english slang and american hotrodders term. usually used as a compliment.

Man!, did you see that 57 chevy? Now that's one reet ride.

Mom's pudding is delicious, she makes a reet pudding. Mom's pudding is reet.

by jim February 12, 2004

henman

hen.man \'he:n-e-'man-*s\ noun. (modif. of tim henman, fr. MLG he-ma exchange) 1: an engorged male phalus / schlong which is between hard and soft and therefore in a semi state. Originates from English tennis player Tim Henman and his inability to ever make it to the final of Wimbledon. 2: see half staff 3: see lob on.

1: "For fucks sake Darren, you've only got a henman, what the fuck am I supposed to do with that!" Shouted Tracey

by jim December 24, 2004

Batwanger

chick with a dick

Jerry Murdock may wear a skirt or pants to work each day for he is a Batwanger.

by Jim May 03, 2003

Sartney

Someone who is very cool, very mod, very hip, very envied.

Who is that girl? She is sooo Sartney!

by Jim October 27, 2003

wotcha

English Slang for "What's up?"

"Wotcha mate!"

by Jim September 07, 2003

Smella

the female ginitals that are unwashed and "smell", hence "smella"

damn... i was with that ho the otha nite and she had one hell of a smella on her

by jim December 14, 2003