jim's definitions

bits and pieces

slang: term used to describe the male genitalia

Fight dirty, kick him in the bits and pieces!

by Jim September 11, 2003

facebook

a stalkers dream come true

facebook addict #1: dude you know that hot girl who lives upstairs, i totally got her screen name and cell phone number off of facebook
facebook addict #2: awesome, now you can totally stalk her

by jim March 8, 2005

tallywacker

Long swingey thing hanging between the legs of a male (usuley)

"did you see that, he had his tallywacker hanging ouut there in broud daylight"

by JIM November 14, 2003

the Excuse me gene

the gene that causes a person to involuntarily say excuse me in any situation.This gene was discovered in John Mikzsa.

"Excuse me that is my wife."

by jim April 30, 2004

Henticle

The long demonic penis-like tenticles that are often seen in sick hentai cartoons or comics.
see tentai.

asuka was penetrated DEEP by that spiky henticle!

by Jim September 25, 2005

Yaoi

AKA Hentai for Homos.

And also horny and annoying fangirls like yaoi.

by Jim September 25, 2005

redhead

fire crotch

when the curtains match the carpet aight

by Jim April 12, 2003