jim's definitions

Shit shovel

Something you would give someone to shovel out all the shit they have.

An odd way of saying "your full of shit"

Mark needs a shit shovel

by Jim May 25, 2004

q.p.

quarter pound. refers to any drug sold by weight.

"once I get my unemployment check I'ma cop a q.p. and set up shop as a dealer"

by jim June 24, 2003

derailer

(on a newsgroup or messageboard) one who changes the topic of the thread, hence "derailing" it.

Jim is such a derailer, I just want to talk about shoes, but he keeps trying to cyber my anus.

by Jim March 24, 2003

O.H.B.

Short for "Old hateful bastard"

"I'm sick of that O.H.B."
"So's his wife"

by JIM February 18, 2004

dime

n. a us coin worth ten cents
n. a very attractive person, a perfect ten
n. $10 worth of any drug. short for dime bag. The amount will vary depending on the substance, the quality and the dealer.

"gimme a dime, i gotsa call my moms."
"damn look dat shorty be a dime"
"ayo, will you lemme get a dime, bro?"

by jim June 24, 2003

Bad Cock

The act of cutting your own penis off and shoving it down your throat resulting in death.

It appears as if the victim bad cocked himself to death.

by Jim April 22, 2005

wogehkak

Giant creature, lives in the woods, he'll bite ya face

That Jim looks like a wiggly wogehkak.

by Jim September 29, 2003