Martwick 

Slothlike, idiot. Lacking intelligence! In otherwords extremely stupid.

Dude, your fucking dumb. You pulled a Martwick.

Martwick by Jim July 20, 2004

Markwick 

From the Latin word Markwickery meaning a Elephants Vagina.
To pull a Markwick is to do something incredidumb or go overboard.

Dude#1: WAHHH!! that guy got drunk off of 2 beers and masturbated with a cheese grater.
Dude#2: Yeah he totally pulled a Markwick
Dude#3: 3%

Markwick by incredidumb January 21, 2008