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Lollerberries

n. According to vinnie, a well known mathematician, lollerberries describes the infinitesimally small distance between our galaxy and the theoretical rift in the space-time continuum that would spell our impending doom.

v. A very small distance between two points that is measured as the width of one half of an atom.
Man, we're only lollerberries away from Jamaica and lots of weed!

The Lollerberries theory was enough to rocket Vinnie to stardom within the scientific community.
by Jim November 18, 2003
mugGet the Lollerberriesmug.

jack-o-lantern

The spirit of halloween. Has a jack-o-lantern for a head and goes around on halloween night and causes mischeif. Sometimes known simply as "Jack"

It is said that a man had the balls to play a prank on a queen. Therefore, the queen sent her soldiers out to kill him. He then asked Death for eternal life and in exchange, Death cut off his head and replaced it with a pumkin.
Guy1: "Hey do you know the spirit of Halloween?"
Guy1: "Oh, you mean Jack?"
by Jim August 21, 2004
mugGet the jack-o-lanternmug.

shlangshalng

not being a fat ass
by Jim August 3, 2003
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Spyware

Spyware is installed without your knowing. It is able to change your homepage, give you massive porno ads, change your WALLPAPER (I know a friend that it happened to) and slow down your computer. Get rid of it using ad-aware. Also see saten, evil, geeks malware and adware
Would you like to subscribe to a free hentai E-Zine?

-Spyware popup
by Jim June 21, 2004
mugGet the Spywaremug.

tox

Ausforums username of the most respected user that also has the largest penis in the community.
Tox-rox-ur-box-in-his-sox-he-wears-jox-u-sux-cox!
by jim August 27, 2003
mugGet the toxmug.

pakki

a punk rock outfit from california, that hates racist pig bastards that are to afraid to look at themselves in the mirror, an abbreviation for the name patrick that existed long before arab hatred.
pakki kicks ass, too bad they have to change their name so as not to be identified with a bunch of nimrods!
by jim March 24, 2004
mugGet the pakkimug.

AWS

also known as Accute Wigger Syndrome. this disease attacks the caucasian glands and spreads the african gene till the person becomes that wich all whites fear most, the wigger, displaying many characteristics of the common black, such as obsession of shoes, cars and "big booty bitches". uses language including "homie", "hoe", "dog", and "err force ones". it is quite hard to cure and is contagious.
"john just contracted AWS"
"aw, that sucks"
by jim May 8, 2005
mugGet the AWSmug.

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