bits and pieces

slang: term used to describe the male genitalia

Fight dirty, kick him in the bits and pieces!

by Jim September 11, 2003

metro card

when someone creeps up behind you and takes their hand (usually their right) and slides it up your ass crack and then says "metro card", hence the name

dick, stop metro carding me, that shit hurts

by Jim March 07, 2005

redhead

fire crotch

when the curtains match the carpet aight

by Jim April 12, 2003

penn goggles

The transformation of the retinas of the eyeballs in students of the University of Pennylvania. This phenomenon inhibits the ability of the retina to correctly reflect light patterns, which results in a greatly miscontstrued judge of beauty. A slow acting affliction, taking course over much time, growing stronger constantly. Close relative of beer goggles.

Yo man, when I first met her I didn't think she was pretty at all, but now that penn goggles are in full effect, I want to fuck the shit out of her!

by Jim September 29, 2003

lopez

A character from a funny Kids in the Hall skit.

Hey Lopez you there?

by Jim December 09, 2004

summer teeth

An oral condition where some teeth are there, and some aren't.

That girl from West Virginia has some serious summer teeth!

Ever since the Stanley Cup Playoffs last season, he's been flashing a "mouthful" of summer teeth with every smile.

by Jim August 27, 2003

corona

mexican piss !

without a lime, this corona tastes like mexican piss

by jim May 13, 2005