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Jelly bracelets

I think that the whole "sex bracelets" is all bull. I mean schools in my area have even banned them because they "promote" sexual relations. I believe that no matter what, people are still going to have sex and whatnot with or without banning the bracelets. Breaking someone's "sex bracelet" does not mean you HAVE to have sex with that person, it's still your choice. I wear the Jelly bracelets and yes some of my friends and my ex and my current boyfriend have even broken them but that doesn't mean I am obligated to have sex with them, I'm still a Virgin!!! My friends and I all do know what the colors "mean" but we jokingly break them basically making fun of people who actually think you have to have sex with someone who broke your black jelly bracelet. Get real people! Keep wearing those Jelly bracelets no matter what people think! ROCK ON!
omg u broke my jelly bracelet, my mom's gonna kill me!
by Jessica August 25, 2004
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iaks

It's a knee slapper- a word used by few a different way of saying lol
person 1: he fell in a mud hole
preson 2: omg! iaks!
by Jessica April 25, 2005
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eat up

when a guy licks a girl's pussy.
by jessica February 21, 2003
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Bam Margera

He's hilarious, rich, and a pretty good sk8er, but not the best. He's also a little crazy. Plus that he's a total hottie.
Studly, hottie, popular, Hilarious, weird
by Jessica December 5, 2003
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nashole

Fans of Nascar

living in Dover , Delaware sucks during race weekend. The town is full of drunk, redneck, Nasholes
Another Nashole got arrested today after he decided that everyone should be a fan of #3 and spraypainted it on all the cars in the parkinglot.
by Jessica May 13, 2005
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whats your damage

A rather nice way of saying "Are you a fucking idiot."
Did you eat a retard sandwhich for breakfast...good golly whats your damage?
by jessica March 30, 2004
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shits

"Dude, why do you do that?"
"I do it for shits. Its fun, dammit!"
by Jessica April 2, 2005
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