Columbus Shelf

A variation of The Top Shelf. The act of defecating in the glove box of a coworkers automobile.

Gary: That bastard Jesse gave me a Columbus Shelf again!!!!!
Jason: I told you not to leave your keys laying around at the office.

by Jesse November 19, 2003

shed your sh*t/shed your skin

It's an encouraging phrase-- interchangeable with: Do yo' thang, get it done, rock it.....that sort of jazz.

"Yeah boy, shed your shit" "Good job! Shed that skin"

by JessE March 18, 2004

towtch

to caress in a sexual or mechanical way; to hit the crone; to play twayns

don't towtch that, haynds awwff

by jesse October 24, 2004

ruckus

a disturbance, loud obnoxious noise

principal: whats this ruckus?
student: I didnt hear a ruckus
principal: I heard a ruckus
student: can you describe this ruckus?

by jesse April 22, 2004

ruckus

Buttholeasssphincterpoop chute

I got a running start when I stuck it in her ruckus!!

by Jesse March 11, 2004

queerfashionation

n., the tendency to hyper-homosexualize one's homosexual lifestyle.

Garry went to the gay bar, the gay restaurant, the gay bank, and the gay gas station. He clearly suffers from queerfashionation.

by Jesse December 14, 2003

Loced Out

The name of a very great rapper. A rapper who has a lot of flow. And can be found on Soundclick. Everyone loves him!

OMG Loced Out is the greatest! I wish i had hes Genes!

by Jesse March 09, 2005