jesse's definitions

Pink Moose

A guy who looks, and acts, like a pink moose.

Dude, the pink moose is here!
The ULTIMATE MOOSE
Dude you being such a moose today
MAn stop being so pink!

by Jesse March 18, 2004

Kittie

Pussy or just a great piece of ass. Use it when shoping with grandma and friends.

While friend Jesse and Gary where out shoping with Jesus and a hot big breasted tight assed woman walks by Jesse says "Look at that tight little kittie" While Jesus ask "What? I dont see a pet store"

by Jesse February 26, 2005

hoopdoggin'

when someone else is checking you out.
(verb)

Man, that chick is totally hoopdoggin' on you bro.

by Jesse May 21, 2003

crapalanche

when you're burried in you're own crap!!!!!!!

in the book " zumbie bums from urennus:

by Jesse March 31, 2004

momthra

A frightening mother. Comes from the video game Bart's Nightmare, which had an enemy that was Marge as a Moth, called Mothra.

Momthra's coming. I can hear her feet stomping! Hide the AIM chats!

by Jesse August 11, 2003

head

You begin at the top with a gental kiss as your hands fallow down the shaft. Then You trace your tongue downward and in a circular path being sure to not neglect any side then gently licking the balls. Then placeing the penis into the mouth while the hands continue to stimulate the base. The mouth slowly allows the penis to goin futher and further into the mouth, being sure to inhale deep as not to gag. this continues until the man ejaculates.

How would you like that head?

by Jesse May 13, 2005

coo

another word for couchie

baby ur coo is so warm and juicy

by jesse May 13, 2005