131 definitions by jesse

Stupid ass movie that should not have ever been made...
Fuck off, thats 124 mins I will never get back of my life
by Jesse September 06, 2004
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Someone with exceptional skiing skills
Sunny Bono was drunk, skiied into a tree, and died.
by Jesse April 24, 2003
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the act or result of too much lube on a sexual partner.
I was bangin her out but the lube caused some slippage and i fell and broke my hip.
by Jesse March 03, 2005
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to caress in a sexual or mechanical way; to hit the crone; to play twayns
don't towtch that, haynds awwff
by jesse October 23, 2004
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shout a holla
yo amy sholla at me lata!
by jesse May 01, 2004
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1. To actually be farming land; digging into new dirt

2. Exploring new ideas; digging into new dirt

3. Fucking a girl for the first time; digging into new dirt

origin: Utah, circa 1869

originator: Joseph Smith; planting seeds, while creating a new religion, while sowing his seed with his 4 wives
1. "we're plowing new ground today, we've run out of space in the garden"

2. "with the new PenisPLUS Erection Extender, you will please her more than you could imagin!"

3. "i'm plowing new ground with jenny tonight. i might use that new Penis thing.."
by jesse March 29, 2004
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a place where yatches (beeyotches or otherwise) are hatched.
the yatchery down the street has produced some of the finest grade A
by jesse October 23, 2004
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