Definitions by jesse

act a fool

Something a southern person says to someone who is being dumb or stupid.

Lets all act a fool ,like Ludacris!

act a fool by jesse June 17, 2004

Roaches 

Claiming your seat when you get up. Similar to fives, but, lasts longer than 5 minutes.

Just say "Roaches" when getting up out of your seat.

Or when you enter a room, and there's a seat available, you ask "Has this been roached?"

Roaches by Jesse June 9, 2004

mexicoon 

mexicoon means somebody that's half black half mexican.

mexi=mexican
coon=black person

mexi+coon=mexicoon

lots of mexicoons live in texas

mexicoon by Jesse June 2, 2004

one eyed pirate 

A one eyed pirate is when you blow a load in a girls ey while simultaneously kicking her in the shin forcing her to resemble a pirate with one eye and a bad leg

She screamed when I gave her a one eyed pirate

one eyed pirate by Jesse May 25, 2004

ghetto whore 

not only are you calling a person a whore, you're saying their poor whores, sluts, etc! it's like you're telling them their a piece of shit and always will be!

"You fucking slept with my boyfriend you ghetto whore!"

ghetto whore by jesse May 25, 2004

rumsfail 

1. To self-destruct, melt-down or implode under the weight of one's own arrogance. 2. To fail spectacularly, particularly in matters of warfare or diplomacy; to plunge into chaos. 3. Absolute, unmitigated disaster of national or international proportions and consequence; policy failure so utterly abject and miserable as to approach the realm of the epic.

"Although long considered to be a costly and murderous fiasco, the prisoner abuse scandal revealed the war in Iraq to be nothing short of a rumsfailure." See also: "Karma"

rumsfail by jesse May 18, 2004

chimpeach

v., 1. To eliminate an enemy or malefactor, or to rectify a near fatal error or terrible mistake. 2. To remove from high office, through judicial review or public referendum, a dangerous imbecile, odious fraud, or chimpanzee. 3. To reclaim the soul of one's country by reversing or redressing a grievous historical injustice

"After Whitewater, Bush's lies about Iraq give us no choice but to chimpeach the murdering bastard, unless we want the whole goddam world to think that the lives of our sons and daughters are less significant than lying about a blowjob."

chimpeach by jesse May 18, 2004