129 definitions by jesse
someone online that you lust after without needing to meet them, communicate with them, or having any sort of contact with them. is also similiar to TV/Movie boy/girlfriend.
I was searching through some pictures on mostbeautifulman.com and totally found my new internet boyfriend. he is a hottie for sure!
by jesse January 7, 2004
On the first day of kindergarten Katie was soo nervous that she was on the her way to school and she thought she had to fart but she had an oopsie.
by jesse March 31, 2004
A Spogangster or Spokangster is a person between ages 10 and 27 found in the city of Spokane. They typically wear crappy JNCO's, South Pole clothes, and the occasional Aeropostale and BOSS Wear hoodie. Also thinks U.S. Polo Association is a designer Ralph Lauren brand. Fake bling piercings are da bomb for them. The girls typically shop at Rave, Deb and other crappy girl's stores with "baby girl" shirts in them. They have no sense of fashion other than MTV rap videos, so they ultimately love their male counterpart Spogangsters, thinnking they are the rappers on MTV. Worships J-Lo and Lil' Jon. Guys have to be blonde, skinny and have shaved heads. Facial hair is highly encouraged to cover their white skin, so as to appear more Black. Ultimately failing. They typically hang out at Northtown Mall or walking up and down Division Street.
by jesse March 22, 2005
those people who talk funny in texas chainsaw massacre or someone who lives in a oldschool silver, shiny pill shaped trailer, talks funny, has a mullet, wears trucker hats, has ripped up jeans and a belt with a semi truck or a gun on their belt buckle
hey look its billy bob johnson what a fuckin hick lets go piss on his trailer and put sand in his dirtbike
by jesse November 3, 2003
a car that has been modified by lowering it and puttinh hydrolics on it. they usually have custom paint jobs and interiors.
by jesse February 13, 2004
Origin: Resessive Mexicans.
A very kee and oss Mexican with white skin and red hair which carries many strange resessive traits. Mexes often do yard work or have pressure washing businesses. They generally like to squeeze into trucks with 3 or 4 other Mexicans in them. It can be used as a name or a noun. When generically used, it can also simply mean Mexican, but it generally refers to sweaty Mexicans doing yard work.
A very kee and oss Mexican with white skin and red hair which carries many strange resessive traits. Mexes often do yard work or have pressure washing businesses. They generally like to squeeze into trucks with 3 or 4 other Mexicans in them. It can be used as a name or a noun. When generically used, it can also simply mean Mexican, but it generally refers to sweaty Mexicans doing yard work.
"Hey, look there's 18 Mexes in that Toyota truck! How oss!"
"Sam's a mex."
"Hey, Mex, are you done mowing my yard?
"Sam's a mex."
"Hey, Mex, are you done mowing my yard?
by jesse May 4, 2004
mexicoon means somebody that's half black half mexican.
mexi=mexican
coon=black person
mexi+coon=mexicoon
mexi=mexican
coon=black person
mexi+coon=mexicoon
by jesse June 2, 2004