the nuts in your mouth

a winning hand in poker
have the best hand

the guy thought i was bluffing, and i showed in i had the ace high flush, and he realized i had nuts in his mouth

by jesse December 31, 2004

tumble weed

pubic hair that is never shaven and has so much hair that it comes out of her panties (usualy granny)

we were gonna have sex but then i realized she had a tumble weed

by jesse March 03, 2004

neoness

An RPG guru, mainly obsessed with oddball RPG's mainly other people don't appreciate.

Wow, I want to be a great gamer like NeoNess!

by Jesse April 22, 2003

can I get a piece

It means that you want to have sex with a certain person.

Hey baby can I get a piece of that fine ass!

by Jesse April 26, 2004

rain box

what REALLY black people call showers

Hey Manny can i borrow your rainbox.

by Jesse November 26, 2004

Columbus Shelf

A variation of The Top Shelf. The act of defecating in the glove box of a coworkers automobile.

Gary: That bastard Jesse gave me a Columbus Shelf again!!!!!
Jason: I told you not to leave your keys laying around at the office.

by Jesse November 19, 2003

aftershock

The act of sucking the Pinkie after performing the shocker.

by jesse March 18, 2003