jesUs's definitions

Thief in the dark

The ability to steal something without someone noticing.

Pablo is a thief in the dark.

by Jesus March 20, 2005

Grapefruiting

v., n.
When a female, during fellatio, takes the male's testicles into her mouth, allowing him to ejaculate in her hair.

Yeah, I gave that girl quite the grapefruiting.

She was grapefruiting me, and, well, I got flaccid.

She couldn't get it out of her hair for a week after that grapefruiting.

by Jesus June 18, 2004

the founding forefathers

There was not one decent fellow among them.

Liars and blasphemers and racists and hypocrites were they all.

by Jesus April 6, 2005

Yippy Skippy

a sarcastic answer to anything that you have to do or something that doesn't sound fun.

also can be used when you just don't give a damn about something and want to use sarcasm.

Idiot 1: I'm leaving.
Idiot 2: Yippy skippy.

by Jesus January 4, 2004

Poontang

American mixed-up slang for "Pune Tang".

Traditionally describes the exoticly erotic women from Pune, India renound for their delicious sexual appetite and amazingly talented and tasty vaginas (tang).

pune tang

Lets all go to Pune kids for some tang!

Yay, Tang!!!

by Jesus October 4, 2003

fillet-o-face

the latest craze in france. two slices of bread with a pigs face between.

I ate that fillet-o-face with much delight

by jesus March 25, 2004

shuddersome

the best band in the entire world.

hey, lets go see Shuddersome tomarrow night, they kick so much anus.

by jesus February 22, 2004