jersey girl's definitions

Old Man Weaver

A creep who rides his bike around Hunterdon County, NJ. Wears a neck brace and helmet.

My friend claimed that Old Man Weaver stopped his bike once and cursed her out.

by Jersey Girl February 21, 2004

Kingwood

There's a Kingwood in Texas, but we're here to discuss the true Kingwood- Kingwood, NJ. A small country town. Good school system. Called K-Wood by select students of Kingwood Township.

We're cool, cuz we from K-Wood.

by Jersey Girl February 21, 2004

Kaylynn

An outgoing, energetic girl who has her own unique draw and sex appeal. Kaylynns are witty, clever and boisterous ladies with loud laughs when they are feeling good. With such a high level of intellect as well as inner and worldly knowledge combined with loads of sympathy and a kind heart to those who deserve it, Kaylynns also carry the weight on their shoulders. It's amazing they can still see the beauty in the world and have fun with all that going on. Thus, they need lots of love and often enjoy many hugs. Although they seem like the superwoman of ladies they still need to be comforted just like the rest of us. Give a Kaylynn your love, a hug, and some kind gestures and she will be yours forever. Extremely loyal. With all of this going on, there is no doubt that Kaylynns are 100% real. There is nothing fake about a real woman!

Kaylynn is the bomb!

Everyone loves Kaylynn!

Kaylynn is so unique and kind, yet sexy and smart too! I want to date Kaylynn!

I love Kaylynn

by Jersey Girl June 10, 2018

Happy Crappies

Smilie shaped potatoe "food" things that some cafeterias in America's schools serve. Taste like french fries.

DUDE, they're serving them Happy Crappies today! Can ya get me 500 hundred of em?

by Jersey Girl February 21, 2004

Walmart

A place to make fun of. This place is a magnet for hicks. Also a place that causes you to become itchy just by thinking about it.

"Dear God, I just saw some WalMart lovin'! These 2 hicks were making out in the shitty clothes section!"

"Damnit, Jack. I broke out in hives. Let's leave this crappy WalMart place.

by Jersey Girl February 21, 2004

North Hunterdon High School

A pretty big rival of Del Val.

Lucy:"Hey, look. There go our football guys again, kicking the asses of them North Hunterdon people."
Mary: "Um, we beat everyone."

by Jersey Girl February 21, 2004

Forever 11

A cute little store w/ exspensive looking clothes, but they're cheap. Many sluts within store.

Err, I just went to Forever 11, and the place was infested w/ hoes.

by Jersey Girl February 21, 2004