jerry's definitions

Metro Sexual

a person who is not heterosexual or homosexual but bisexual is a metrop sexual

metro sexual becomes metrop sexual

by jerry March 8, 2004

the hennrich

a dude with a big weiner

"ohhhhhhhh my god, its so big i dont know if i can handle it" she said referring to his hennrich.

by jerry March 9, 2004

taco kiss

The act of giving oral pleasure to a female. The taco being the vagina and the kiss obviously meaning the stimulation by way of mouth or tongue.

"Billy's taco kisses make me so hot!"

by Jerry March 15, 2004

laminator

a porn star

Laminator is in many pornos.

by jerry March 24, 2004

skite

the spray/splash of a liquid onto a surface, as when opening a carbonated can or when urinating.

Ben's shaken Bud skited onto Bob when he popped the top.

or,

Ben skited all over the toilet seat while urinating the six-pack he had pounded.

by jerry March 24, 2004

milf

Mom i would love to fuck

Michaelas mother is one fine ass milf

by jerry April 2, 2004

git along little dogies

Taking a normal dump when you don't have diarrhea or some other heinous problem. Just a normal relaxing dump.

Similar to "taking the kids to the pool".

by Jerry April 10, 2004