jerry's definitions

fagma

when you are having sex with a girl who fucks fags and there is ass juice coming out of her vagina. but you have to be straight to experience it.

I was fucking her and the fagma between her vagina lips oozed all over my cock.

by jerry April 14, 2004

nugguh

used by white people in the same way as dude, chap, old boy, lad and by afro americans referred as 'nigger', 'dog', etc.

(used among friends who mean no disrespect and is found in Afrika by backpackers from several nationalities to call eachother by a common phrase)

"Oi nugguh, skinnin it up are you?"
and/or
"Finished that spliff already, now have you nugguh?!"

by jerry January 14, 2004

brown

Shortcut for a delicious beer called 'Carlsberg Brown', which is available only in the African Country Malawi.

(Perhaps a suggestion to the Carlsberg company to sell those buggers in the rest of the world aswell.)

"Fancy a drink nugguh?" - "Yeah, could do with a brown actually..."

"Those browns are much better than those greens, now aren't they chap!"

by jerry January 15, 2004

nerk

Expression of amused irony or sometimes amused frustration. Local slang found primarily in the central regions of California.

Often used in response to a bad pun or poorly told joke.

"That's very punny," Pat said. "Get it? Punny."

Brad rolled his eyes. "Nerk."

by Jerry January 17, 2004

Northern Lights

Damm right the best weed. Plenty about in Holland.

In a coffeeshop: "€15,- northern lights/noorderlicht graag..."

by jerry January 26, 2004

white widow

A (very good) kind of weed on its own without any equals. Usually well above average in quality and price. Available at pretty much all coffee shops in Holland.
This weed is special because of a certain natural opium like substance from which the highest cocentrations are found in this type of weed. This is what makes it nice above average. The plant takes a lot of effort and attention to grow.

"Let's get us some widow..." "That widow spliff got me well cained."

by jerry January 26, 2004

charas

Usually very good type of hashish from the Indian province of Charas. It has a nice taste to it, and a high concentration of THC (tetrahydrocannabinol).
Found in Dutch coffeeshops, eastern Africa and of course India.

"€15,- charas graag"

by jerry January 26, 2004