Tim Allen

To totally get owned; to use construction tools(i.e. hammer) to beat someone up;

I just Tim Allened your ass.

by Jeremy April 18, 2004

Tim Allen

see fubar

Tim Allen is fubar.

by Jeremy June 09, 2004

two-way

short for two-way pager- a small electronic device that allows communication in two directions; a more advanced version of the original "pager" which worked by allowing a caller to send a numeric message to the person with the pager. After this message, the person would have to find a telephone to place a return call. A two-way pager allows a message (text) to be returned to the person placing the original page.

She wears a two-way but I'm not quite sure what that means.

by Jeremy June 12, 2003

dinner hair

ma's best wig, which is only to be brought out for nice dinner occasions.

"billy bob! we have guests! time to put on the Dinner Hair!"

"goddammit! you ruined my dinner hair!"

by jeremy January 15, 2004

gaymafia

a secret society of homosexual persons that control the secret gay underground. Led by the man himself, Elton John.

cher is the goddess of the gaymafia

by Jeremy November 14, 2003

Raynes

Raynes' (latin for faggot).

This word-com* was invented in 1955 to insult british air-pilots.

*combination.

You are fucking rayne!.

by Jeremy April 09, 2005

baloobs

Breasts that appear strikingly similar to the baloons used to create baloon animals.

That young lady is endowed with wicked baloobs.
When I looked at that trick's profile, she had some baloobs all hanging out.

by Jeremy February 01, 2004