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a sexual activity in which a person chokes their partner until their blue, and then craps on their head.
by jeremy January 14, 2004
Get the Blue Bonnet mug.a 'bastard moment' is when someone is tricked into doing something stupid or embarassing themselves. Usually stoned
*its dark outside*
mate: hey mate, got everything? is that five pound note on the grass yours?
you: *picks it up, then white chicken falls out of the fingers* Noooo its my own sick, you bastard! that is a bastard moment and a half!
mate: hey mate, got everything? is that five pound note on the grass yours?
you: *picks it up, then white chicken falls out of the fingers* Noooo its my own sick, you bastard! that is a bastard moment and a half!
by Jeremy August 4, 2007
Get the bastard moment mug.You get thrown under the bus when someone (usually a co-worker) reports some wrongdoing or slacking off to a superior or other influential person. Sometimes used with the suffix "Vrooooom!" to simulate the noise the bus would make as it passes by at a high rate of speed.
by Jeremy October 30, 2002
Get the throw under the bus mug.Leslie. Anyone named Leslie is Purple hair.
Other words, same concept: Purple Kitten, Purple Rain, Purple Happy Times woman, Leisurely of Purple.
Other words, same concept: Purple Kitten, Purple Rain, Purple Happy Times woman, Leisurely of Purple.
by Jeremy November 7, 2004
Get the Purple Hair mug.A term signifying one's wang is the approximate length and girth of three delicious Bratwurst lined up end to end.
by jeRemy May 4, 2003
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by Jeremy March 16, 2005
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