jer's definitions

jerking off

Someone getting fucky wiht the opposite sex

by Jer October 19, 2003

pshpshpsh

V. The act of moving your hands in an outward motion as if swimming within the woman's vaginal area. Often used with a vulgar sound effect.
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"Mmm, tasty! *pshpshpsh* Wait a moment, this tastes like piss."

by Jer March 29, 2005

Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson- The King of Pop.

With the best selling album in history, "Thriller"-- and 4 other #1 albums, "Off The Wall," "Bad," "Dangerous," and "Invincible"-- As well as 12 #1 songs, and over 140 million albums sold world wide. He is the greatest artist in history.

by Jer March 7, 2005

beer fuck

To have sex with an incredibly ugly girl, only becuase you were drunk and desperate.

Joe: Dude, who was that chick walking out of your room this morning?

Jer: Was she hot?

Joe: No, she was butt ugly.

Jer: She was a beer fuck.

by Jer May 13, 2005

ello

A greeting often used online in chat box to express a 'hello' but, with style.

Ello bud, how are you doing?

by JeR March 31, 2004

Easyblue

The person you get therapy from after you have found out that someone in your grade has banged your mother.

I went to go visit Easyblue today. It was splendid and we had a tea party.

by jer November 18, 2003

parachute pants

Tight nylon pants with lots of zippers.

by jer October 27, 2003