Definitions by jer

beer fuck

To have sex with an incredibly ugly girl, only becuase you were drunk and desperate.

Joe: Dude, who was that chick walking out of your room this morning?

Jer: Was she hot?

Joe: No, she was butt ugly.

Jer: She was a beer fuck.

beer fuck by Jer May 13, 2005

ski bum 

a skiier, usually male, in his late 30's or older, who generally spends the entirety of his life at ski resorts. the rest of his life is spent sharpening skis or purchasing skis on eBay. alternatively, he coaches a high school ski team.

"yo bill is such a ski bum"
"yeah dude he doesn't do anything but ski"

ski bum by jer April 22, 2005

gun lap 

the last lap of a race on a track, in which a gun is fired as the racer in first place completes the penultimate lap. this immediately causes a surge in adrenaline, and even though the racer is in more pain than most people can imagine, he or she immediately picks up the pace and goes balls to the wall.

*crack*
"c'mon you can do it! the gun lap is all about balls to the wall! balls to the wall!"

gun lap by jer April 21, 2005

pshpshpsh

V. The act of moving your hands in an outward motion as if swimming within the woman's vaginal area. Often used with a vulgar sound effect.
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"Mmm, tasty! *pshpshpsh* Wait a moment, this tastes like piss."

pshpshpsh by Jer March 29, 2005

poopsexuality 

N. When someone is obsessed with poop, and takes it to his/her sexual relations. This may result in anything from poopsex, to other wierd things such a scatsex.

"Hey mom, I'm roadkill!"

poopsexuality by Jer March 29, 2005

beer fuck

To have sex with an ugly girl, only because you were drunk and desperate.

Joe: Who was that girl walking out of your room this morning?

Jer: Was she hot?

Joe: No, she was butt ugly.

Jer: Oh, she was a beer fuck man.

beer fuck by Jer March 22, 2005

Michael Jackson 

Michael Jackson- The King of Pop.

With the best selling album in history, "Thriller"-- and 4 other #1 albums, "Off The Wall," "Bad," "Dangerous," and "Invincible"-- As well as 12 #1 songs, and over 140 million albums sold world wide. He is the greatest artist in history.

Michael Jackson by Jer March 7, 2005