gun lap

the last lap of a race on a track, in which a gun is fired as the racer in first place completes the penultimate lap. this immediately causes a surge in adrenaline, and even though the racer is in more pain than most people can imagine, he or she immediately picks up the pace and goes balls to the wall.
*crack*
"c'mon you can do it! the gun lap is all about balls to the wall! balls to the wall!"
by jer April 21, 2005
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pshpshpsh

V. The act of moving your hands in an outward motion as if swimming within the woman's vaginal area. Often used with a vulgar sound effect.
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"Mmm, tasty! *pshpshpsh* Wait a moment, this tastes like piss."
by Jer March 29, 2005
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J.ho

1. A selfish girl who steps on people to get what she wants

2. A girl who lies, steals, and is a regular skank in order to get what she wants.
Oh My god! Did you hear about that J.ho, Latisha? She done stole all Carl's money and run off!

Latisha is a regular J.ho... she's always stealin and cheatin on somebody!
by Jer June 11, 2006
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Michael Jackson

With the best selling album in history, "Thriller"-- and 4 other #1 albums, "Off The Wall," "Bad," "Dangerous," and "Invincible"-- As well as 12 #1 songs, and over 140 million albums sold world wide. He is the greatest artist in history.
by Jer March 07, 2005
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stfu

Southern Tenant Farmers' Union (STFU): Large labor union, formed in Arkansas in 1934, which lobbied the federal government for better New Deal reforms. Dissolved in 1960. Commonly causes mirth among US History students who are aware of the acronym's double meaning.
Teacher: Joey will you please tell the class about the STFU?

Class: Hahahahahahahahaha
by jer May 13, 2005
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ski bum

a skiier, usually male, in his late 30's or older, who generally spends the entirety of his life at ski resorts. the rest of his life is spent sharpening skis or purchasing skis on eBay. alternatively, he coaches a high school ski team.
"yo bill is such a ski bum"
"yeah dude he doesn't do anything but ski"
by jer April 22, 2005
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MJB

1. When Darrell asked me what music I'm into, I told him Mariah, Aaliyah, DMX, Wutang, and MJB
by Jer April 21, 2006
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