jer's definitions

re-ray

1. Unusually retarded; stupid.

2. Someone who is acting in an unusually foolish manner

See trippin

Adrian was so re-ray when he tripped up on the first date.

by Jer November 30, 2003

NxD

1. Abbreviation for the band No Doubt

2. Refering to the older, underground, sound of the band No Doubt

3. Abbreviation for the band No Doubt's first album which was self-titled.

When we went and saw NxD I was totally trippin!

Yeah, I like Rock Steady, but I'm more of a NxD fan~

by Jer November 30, 2003

beer fuck

To have sex with an ugly girl, only because you were drunk and desperate.

Joe: Who was that girl walking out of your room this morning?

Jer: Was she hot?

Joe: No, she was butt ugly.

Jer: Oh, she was a beer fuck man.

by Jer March 22, 2005

stfu

Southern Tenant Farmers' Union (STFU): Large labor union, formed in Arkansas in 1934, which lobbied the federal government for better New Deal reforms. Dissolved in 1960. Commonly causes mirth among US History students who are aware of the acronym's double meaning.

Teacher: Joey will you please tell the class about the STFU?

Class: Hahahahahahahahaha

by jer May 13, 2005

bought-out

When record companies and labels have bargained with digital retailers to purchase a particular amount of digital downloads. This is practiced to push the position of a song to the top of the charts when a song is lacking in airplay

Gwen Stefani's label, Interscope, bought-out downloads for "Hollaback Girl" when it was at #12 airplay in order to bump "Candy Shop" before Mariah Carey's "We Belong Together" took the #1 position.

Kanye West bought-out digital downloads for "Golddigger" when it was at #16 airplay so he could have a #1 single and #1 album at the same time.

by jer May 3, 2006

gun lap

the last lap of a race on a track, in which a gun is fired as the racer in first place completes the penultimate lap. this immediately causes a surge in adrenaline, and even though the racer is in more pain than most people can imagine, he or she immediately picks up the pace and goes balls to the wall.

*crack*
"c'mon you can do it! the gun lap is all about balls to the wall! balls to the wall!"

by jer April 21, 2005

Gwennebee

1. Someone who imitates and attempts to emaculate Gwen Stefani in style and dress

2. A person who lives a lifestyle similar to or in idol of Gwen Stefani

3. A person who has convenced themself that they are Gwen Stefani

With bleached blonde hair, curly bangs, and a dickies, the girl wearing a bindi was pronounced a Gwennebee on site.

by Jer November 30, 2003