the last lap of a race on a track, in which a gun is fired as the racer in first place completes the penultimate lap. this immediately causes a surge in adrenaline, and even though the racer is in more pain than most people can imagine, he or she immediately picks up the pace and goes balls to the wall.
by jer April 21, 2005

V. The act of moving your hands in an outward motion as if swimming within the woman's vaginal area. Often used with a vulgar sound effect.
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by Jer March 29, 2005

1. A selfish girl who steps on people to get what she wants
2. A girl who lies, steals, and is a regular skank in order to get what she wants.
2. A girl who lies, steals, and is a regular skank in order to get what she wants.
Oh My god! Did you hear about that J.ho, Latisha? She done stole all Carl's money and run off!
Latisha is a regular J.ho... she's always stealin and cheatin on somebody!
Latisha is a regular J.ho... she's always stealin and cheatin on somebody!
by Jer June 11, 2006

Michael Jackson- The King of Pop.
With the best selling album in history, "Thriller"-- and 4 other #1 albums, "Off The Wall," "Bad," "Dangerous," and "Invincible"-- As well as 12 #1 songs, and over 140 million albums sold world wide. He is the greatest artist in history.
by Jer March 07, 2005

Southern Tenant Farmers' Union (STFU): Large labor union, formed in Arkansas in 1934, which lobbied the federal government for better New Deal reforms. Dissolved in 1960. Commonly causes mirth among US History students who are aware of the acronym's double meaning.
by jer May 13, 2005

a skiier, usually male, in his late 30's or older, who generally spends the entirety of his life at ski resorts. the rest of his life is spent sharpening skis or purchasing skis on eBay. alternatively, he coaches a high school ski team.
by jer April 22, 2005

by Jer April 21, 2006
