gun lap

the last lap of a race on a track, in which a gun is fired as the racer in first place completes the penultimate lap. this immediately causes a surge in adrenaline, and even though the racer is in more pain than most people can imagine, he or she immediately picks up the pace and goes balls to the wall.

*crack*
"c'mon you can do it! the gun lap is all about balls to the wall! balls to the wall!"

by jer April 22, 2005

jerking off

Someone getting fucky wiht the opposite sex

by Jer October 19, 2003

parachute pants

Tight nylon pants with lots of zippers.

by jer October 28, 2003

re-ray

1. Unusually retarded; stupid.

2. Someone who is acting in an unusually foolish manner

See trippin

Adrian was so re-ray when he tripped up on the first date.

by Jer November 30, 2003

MJB

Mary J. Blige

*the Queen of Hip-Hop/Soul

1. When Darrell asked me what music I'm into, I told him Mariah, Aaliyah, DMX, Wutang, and MJB

by Jer March 31, 2006

bought-out

When record companies and labels have bargained with digital retailers to purchase a particular amount of digital downloads. This is practiced to push the position of a song to the top of the charts when a song is lacking in airplay

Gwen Stefani's label, Interscope, bought-out downloads for "Hollaback Girl" when it was at #12 airplay in order to bump "Candy Shop" before Mariah Carey's "We Belong Together" took the #1 position.

Kanye West bought-out digital downloads for "Golddigger" when it was at #16 airplay so he could have a #1 single and #1 album at the same time.

by jer April 21, 2006

Quebec

A province that is sucking the life out of the rest of Canada. French speaking snobs

1. Quebec wants to become their own country so they are holding the Canadian government hostage forcing them to pay billions or they will leave Canada.

2. After Quebec leaves Canada, Canada (or parts) will become the 51st state of the United States of America.

by Jer March 02, 2004