jer's definitions

jerking off

Someone getting fucky wiht the opposite sex

by Jer October 19, 2003

Gwenique

1. Something having the characteristics or style of Gwen Stefani

2. Someone who is confident in themself and is willing to make a shocking statement

Oh My Gosh! Talk about Gwenique! Did you see that ensemble Tonya was wearing?

by Jer November 30, 2003

ski bum

a skiier, usually male, in his late 30's or older, who generally spends the entirety of his life at ski resorts. the rest of his life is spent sharpening skis or purchasing skis on eBay. alternatively, he coaches a high school ski team.

"yo bill is such a ski bum"
"yeah dude he doesn't do anything but ski"

by jer April 22, 2005

MJB

Mary J. Blige

*the Queen of Hip-Hop/Soul

1. When Darrell asked me what music I'm into, I told him Mariah, Aaliyah, DMX, Wutang, and MJB

by Jer April 21, 2006

beer fuck

To have sex with an incredibly ugly girl, only becuase you were drunk and desperate.

Joe: Dude, who was that chick walking out of your room this morning?

Jer: Was she hot?

Joe: No, she was butt ugly.

Jer: She was a beer fuck.

by Jer May 13, 2005

bag

1. Someone's preference or way of doing something

2. The lifestyle of an individual

Tyler wanted to go jump that queer but I felt sorry for him cuz that's not my bag.

by Jer November 30, 2003

stfu

Southern Tenant Farmers' Union (STFU): Large labor union, formed in Arkansas in 1934, which lobbied the federal government for better New Deal reforms. Dissolved in 1960. Commonly causes mirth among US History students who are aware of the acronym's double meaning.

Teacher: Joey will you please tell the class about the STFU?

Class: Hahahahahahahahaha

by jer May 13, 2005