jen 's definitions

vegan

i am a vegan. and i am cool. be like me.

my name is jen. i am pretty. because i am a vegan.

by jen April 10, 2005

cuntbag

A term of effection; generally a wife or serious girlfriend

The cuntbag packed me leftovers for lunch again.

by Jen August 25, 2006

fayso

a girl named Nancy a.k.a. azn gigglez

She is a fayso!

by JeN March 14, 2003

hoxy

Hot and Sexy. Used only to describe a significant other.

Mike and Jen are very hoxy; ooh how they are hot and sexy.

by Jen January 20, 2004

Fag Bag

a person who masters the concept of being a fucking idiot

My boyfriend Adam Bishop is a fag bag sometimes.

by Jen February 25, 2005

upper east side

A 1/4 square mile hellhole full of some of the most classless wealthy/moderately affluent people alive. An area of Manhattan smeared with dog shit and smelling strongly of piss. The UES is full of rude old people with tacky accents who wear fur in 55-degree weather. It is also home of the brattiest children alive, all of which who have a minority nanny or are cocaine-snorthing whores.

Remember the movie Cruel Intentions? Throw a few thousand of those little ParisHiltonesque pursepuppies, and there's your accurate depiction of the upper east sider.

by jen May 15, 2005

bonerific

able to make the male genital area rise with ambition

"aw man, when that girl Tia walks into the room, i can't help myself, she's so bonerific"

by Jen April 21, 2004