Definitions by jen

enzo 

My crackhead cat that is named after the car!!

Enzo Fat Fuck Kitty is his name!

enzo by Jen September 15, 2004

i pwn the internet 

owning the world wide web

i pwn the internet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

i pwn the internet by Jen September 9, 2004

pizzacat 

A cartoon show involving three crime-fighting cats who eat pizza.

Did you watch Pizzacats last night?

pizzacat by Jen September 7, 2004

kazaa lite 

Would be perfect were it not for all the goddamned pr0n. Stupid perverts.

I wish people would keep their disgusting fetishes in private.

kazaa lite by jen September 6, 2004

Stacy Kiebler 

Useless, interchangeable WWE bimbo kept under contract mostly for the personal pleasure of Vince McPervert.

Men seem to have a thing for girls with abnormally long legs who look like they're 12 otherwise

Stacy Kiebler by jen September 6, 2004

mtv 

Corporate mind-control.

Don't be a slave. Overthrow the establishment.

mtv by jen September 6, 2004

Spike TV 

"Nashville Network" Version 2 disguised under a different name and lack of squaredancing shows.

The first network for men. Because we know how all men share a brain.

Spike TV by jen September 6, 2004