jeffbo's definitions

Munchkins

Relatives that come over to your house and eat all of your food.

Quick, hide the Doritos ! Those munchkins uncle Buck and aunt Eva is comming up the driveway !

by jeffbo May 7, 2009

jesus cat cracking christ

Invoking Jesus's name with the awesome power of a catylitic converter.

Jesus cat cracking christ Martha ! All of Bertha's children have 2 left feet !

by jeffbo April 29, 2009

jesus tap dancing christ

Exclaiming Jesus and invoking his name in such a way, that it seems like a diplomatic approach.

Jesus tap dancing christ Martha ! Bertha just had twins, and they have 2 right feet.

by jeffbo April 29, 2009

brasso on my asshole

A term coined from disciplinary action while one is serving in the armed forces.

I just came from the sarg's tent , boy was he pissed about me missing the revelie, he put the brasso on my asshole.

by jeffbo April 28, 2009

Paparazziportapotty

1.) An enclosed small 3x3 fiberglass building where a member of the Paparazzi goes to releive themself.

At a film set: Here we have our porta potty's and here we have our Paparazziportapotty's

by jeffbo April 21, 2009

viral snickering

1.) The actions of a group of people, where when one says or does something funny, that all persons in the group laugh uncontrolably, and are unable to control the laughter among themselves for several minutes.

2.) An almost magical effect among a group of people where all in the group seem to understand the same comedic implications.

At a party: Sam : Yo George where did betty go ?
George: Oh, she's at the table over there viral snickering with the marketing group.

by jeffbo April 18, 2009

Can of crap

1.) A can of crap is a bad, troubling situation arising when a decision or action and produces considerable subsequent problems. If you open a can of crap, you do something that will cause a lot of problems and is probably going to cause more trouble.

2.) A can that is full of crap.

Yeah Frank, I was at the meeting when they read the financial statement, and Frank, if they ever find out we capitalized a loss, it's going to open up a can of crap.

by jeffbo April 10, 2009