Seeing a pair of titties so close, that you become cross eyed as though you are drunk.
Example: 1 titty looks like 2 titties and 2 titties look like 4 titties, and a whole bunch of titties look like twice as many titties.
I stared at the 3D puzzle until I saw tanked titties like they said I would.
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Relatives that come over to your house and eat all of your food.
Quick, hide the Doritos ! Those munchkins uncle Buck and aunt Eva is comming up the driveway !
The term oral-retentive (or orally retentive, oral retentive), commonly abbreviated to "oral", is used to describe a person with such lack of description to detail that the obsession becomes an annoyance to others, and can be carried out to the detriment of the oral-retentive person.
Like usual, my boss didnt say anything about my acomplishments, he is sooo oral retentive that I could pitch a tent.
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A Teepee that the indians used as a toilet.
When Custard came across the plains, the indians had scattered, all that was left was the wee wee teepee that the general obliged himself to use.
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A combination of events that often causes one to become angry usually in a driving environment. A spin-off of going postal, whereas, going postal does not specifically have an event to cause the response.
I knew I was going traffical when I busted his windsheild with a baseball bat.
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1. A lesson from a phrase believed coined by CNN correspondent Kristi Keck, meaning politically, to attack your opponent early, but by the time voting roles along, it is old forgotten news, and nothing is accomplished that much to smear the opponent in the latter since.
2. To hold back your introduction to a stranger until the right time.
3. To re-frame from making decisions or completing an action until you know all of the consequences.
Matt, a tricky but anxious batter was up to bat. With the bases loaded, the coach, knowing the experienced pitchers style, yelled " hey Matt ! "Don't throw your dirt early" ! Hoping that Matt took the clue to bunt.
Dont throw your dirt early
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A smoker that empties their ashtray out either trough their window while driving or while parking, onto a road or highway when they think nobody is looking.
Barbara On The Phone With Betty: Oh yeah, yeah, it says allot, being that he's a butt dumper, he'll probably be a slob too.
