jeffbo's definitions

brasso on my asshole

A term coined from disciplinary action while one is serving in the armed forces.

I just came from the sarg's tent , boy was he pissed about me missing the revelie, he put the brasso on my asshole.

by jeffbo April 28, 2009

butt ring

The dark area around the base of a hemorrhoidal ointment injector tube.

Hey baby, what is this ring around the toothpaste tube, 'Oh, sorry darling, I didnt mean to leave it on the sink top, that's my butt ring on my hemorrhoidal ointment injector tube.

by jeffbo March 27, 2009

shadow farting

This is a person that silently farts , calculates the density and rise of the vapors to coincide with his or hers movement to a different location before the fart becomes known to the fartees, therefore knowing that the concentration of the blame will be at the opposite end of the crowd, the sly coward joins in on humiliating a completely innocent person.

Betty's nephew at Betty's graduation party: Jack ! did you do that, did you cut the cheese, it had to be you, jeez !!!

Jack Blushing: No ! No ! I swear I didn't do it , no I way man, somebody had to be shadow farting , I didnt !

Betty's Nephew : yeah it was you Jack, I saw your face squirreling just before you let it !

by jeffbo May 25, 2009

wee wee teepee

A Teepee that the indians used as a toilet.

When Custard came across the plains, the indians had scattered, all that was left was the wee wee teepee that the general obliged himself to use.

by jeffbo June 9, 2009

jesus tap dancing christ

Exclaiming Jesus and invoking his name in such a way, that it seems like a diplomatic approach.

Jesus tap dancing christ Martha ! Bertha just had twins, and they have 2 right feet.

by jeffbo April 29, 2009

tanked titties

Seeing a pair of titties so close, that you become cross eyed as though you are drunk.

Example: 1 titty looks like 2 titties and 2 titties look like 4 titties, and a whole bunch of titties look like twice as many titties.

I stared at the 3D puzzle until I saw tanked titties like they said I would.

by jeffbo June 6, 2009

jesus cat cracking christ

Invoking Jesus's name with the awesome power of a catylitic converter.

Jesus cat cracking christ Martha ! All of Bertha's children have 2 left feet !

by jeffbo April 29, 2009