macrobater

A Person who macrobates.
Hey Betty, our boy is a macrobater since you hired the new baby sitter.
by jeffbo April 06, 2009
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Latent Heterosexual

A person who later in life is sexually attracted to persons of the opposite sex. Or a person who at a late age, has sexual relations with the opposite sex. Colloquially known as "almost straight."
For many years Sammy played with himself, and then suddenly, Betty with the two left footed children came into his life, and helped him understand that he was a latent heterosexual.
by jeffbo May 25, 2009
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vator vapor

The vator vapor was horrible at the Queens in Hotel.
by jeffbo May 25, 2009
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Farting Glances

When a small group or crowed suddenly realizes that someone has emitted a silent but nasty fart and they all look among themselves for facial expressions or body language that might pinpoint the perpertrator.
The group by the bar was festive, but suddenly all was quite, and everyone was looking among themselves with farting glances.
by jeffbo May 25, 2009
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brasso on my asshole

A term coined from disciplinary action while one is serving in the armed forces.
I just came from the sarg's tent , boy was he pissed about me missing the revelie, he put the brasso on my asshole.
by jeffbo April 28, 2009
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butt ring

The dark area around the base of a hemorrhoidal ointment injector tube.
Hey baby, what is this ring around the toothpaste tube, 'Oh, sorry darling, I didnt mean to leave it on the sink top, that's my butt ring on my hemorrhoidal ointment injector tube.
by jeffbo March 27, 2009
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tanked titties

Seeing a pair of titties so close, that you become cross eyed as though you are drunk.

Example: 1 titty looks like 2 titties and 2 titties look like 4 titties, and a whole bunch of titties look like twice as many titties.
I stared at the 3D puzzle until I saw tanked titties like they said I would.
by jeffbo June 06, 2009
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