jeffbo's definitions

Butt Dumper

A smoker that empties their ashtray out either trough their window while driving or while parking, onto a road or highway when they think nobody is looking.

Barbara On The Phone With Betty: Oh yeah, yeah, it says allot, being that he's a butt dumper, he'll probably be a slob too.

by jeffbo June 30, 2009

willytent

The structure created under a sheet or cover caused by an erection.

Jerry was sound asleep, but judging by his willytent, he must have been having a wet dream.

by jeffbo April 7, 2009

vator vapor

The smell of an elevator.

The vator vapor was horrible at the Queens in Hotel.

by jeffbo May 25, 2009

Farting Glances

When a small group or crowed suddenly realizes that someone has emitted a silent but nasty fart and they all look among themselves for facial expressions or body language that might pinpoint the perpertrator.

The group by the bar was festive, but suddenly all was quite, and everyone was looking among themselves with farting glances.

by jeffbo May 25, 2009

Traumatic Turd Syndrome

(n.) An emotional upset created upon having to plunge a toilet with an ugly, smelly, hairy turd in it. Said to be so upsetting that the person plunging the toilet gags and often becomes nauseated . The worst case scenario is the turd not going down, and withering from the toilet bowl to the floor, where the person with the plunger has to run to avoid a spattering or being bitten.
In most cases immature plungers are said to experience Ophidiophobia, ((fear of snakes)), You may suffer from snake phobia due to a childhood incident or maybe because of societal upbringing. Most people are afraid of turds for it is their belief that the turd ((as it relates to the form of a snake)) is a form of evil and that it can cause complete destruction in life.

Tommy was leaning against the wall , just outside the bathroom entrance with a plunger in his hand, he was shaking and holding his nose. I knew right away that Tommy had the Traumatic Turd Syndrome.

by jeffbo June 23, 2009

the habitual shadow farter

This is a form of antisocial behavior and can be generally characterized as a lack of adherence to the social standards that allow members of a group to temporarily mingle close knit peaceably. Individuals with the habitual shadow farting disorders are responsible for about 75% of all the ventriloquized farts committed, though they make up only about five percent of the population. Most of those with the habitual shadow farter disorder are male. Of the females that account for a smaller portion, most are not stinky. This individual often is in a state of denial , cutting the cheese and repositioning his or her self away from the point of passing it, and often blaming another member of the group for his or hers transgressions.

Stay tuned for Dr. Phil, and the habitual shadow farter interview.

by jeffbo May 25, 2009

Connection Children

What a person who varily understands English, would call siamese twins.

These is good I read of you news for me and Marie. I wait on other monies to come the story to tell about me and Marie and we have 17 children. Of the children, faur are connection like the siameses are connect. I win viagra from the internet and it make the connection children..The operation to seperate the four is very important. For I am also diability my legas were accidently amputated and in delirious way I slap me mother and mine brothers cut all but one of my fingers off. And when the monies to come from African man, is 1.2 million dollars, a friend try to take over my identity , he was Shaitan and cut my last finger off. Later Shaitan was killed by Elcingaro. But Elcingaro, he steel my viagra, he rape one of the 4 connection children while three were asleep and the connection children woke up and one of the children kill Elcingaro. So now it is very serious for me as I lived by the post office in a box with the viagra problems to wait for the monies from Africa or to gets a job, and mine wife Marie live in a van by the rivers with these childrens. The policia take the childrens to jail, so now the guilty child to be in jail all the other connection children in jail too. So I need the monies with to get them seperated so the other 3 connection childrens can not be in the jail. I am at public library and marie type this for me on public compoter. I have moved back from the river to a box at the post office and you to see that you send the monies and gives me a application. You can send.

Bigbean and Marie
C/O General Deliveries
Covington, LA. 70433

by jeffbo September 12, 2009